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The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Series, Book 1
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Heather Brewer
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Vlad has to keep his vampire urges under control while dealing with the pressures of middle school.
Thirteen-year-old Vladimir Tod really hates junior high. Bullies harass him, the principal is dogging him, and the girl he likes prefers his best friend. Oh, and Vlad has a secret: His mother was human, but his father was a vampire. With no idea of the extent of his powers, Vlad struggles daily with his blood cravings and his enlarged fangs. When a substitute teacher begins to question him a little too closely, Vlad worries that his cover is about to be blown. But then he faces a much bigger problem: He’s being hunted by a vampire killer.
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Cate Holloway knows the unspoken rule of New Orleans: avoid the powerful Gage crime family at all costs. Of course, that was before her brother got caught in their chaos. Now Cate has no choice but to confront the dark and forbidding prince of New Orleans himself . . . and beg for her brother's life. But Lachlan Gage is as lethal as he is beautiful . . . and the only currency he's interested in is her soul. Because Lachlan isn't just some ruthless criminal. He's fae. And he has his own secret reasons for binding her to him.
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- By E. Curtis on 02-28-25
By: Geneva Lee
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- Anonymous User
- 01-05-24
A Blast From the Past!
I haven’t read these books since middle school! Now that I’m almost 26 it is so wonderful to return to this series, and it’s a nice listen as I work:) The voice actor did a wonderful job!
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- Nathaniel
- 04-17-21
Great book
I remember reading this book when I was but a naive teenager, it game me a better sense of humor and friendship. Great book then and a great book now, some things never really change.
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- James Peter Rubin
- 05-20-20
loved it
I loved every minute I can't wait to listen to the other books in the series.
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- Ricardo Gomez
- 10-17-20
Amazing
I absolutely loved it! I am definitely going to read the rest of the series.
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- Quentin Jackson
- 06-22-24
Very interested take on Vampires
Vlad and Otis dynamic had me rolling 🤣 couldn't stop listening to there banter and Henry had me dying as well
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- David
- 01-02-23
First audio I heard
This was the first book from the author I bought to hear on audible, I love reading it and now that I’m working and don’t have time to read it myself I love that I can listen to it
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- Shayla Martis
- 02-15-23
Eight grade bites
I read this when I was younger and very much enjoyed reading it again!☺️ Thank you!
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- Anonymous User
- 01-06-24
True vampirism
I remember reading this back when it came out and loved it and even after years of not reading it I love it even more since it paints vampires in a better light then….. “barff” twilight did with their glitter filled abominations
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- Laura Perkins
- 07-04-20
Amazing
I own the paperbacks of the whole Vladimir Tod series, however listening to it is just as good. I'm thinking of getting the next one too. Vladimir Tod is a vampire story like no other. I highly recommend the series to an avid vampire fan like myself. Zac Brewer is definitely my favorite author. His stories always captivate me.
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- TA
- 07-11-24
LOVE this book!!!!
I read the whole series in high school and I was so happy to have found it in a way I can listen at work
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