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A Hardboiled Magic Adventure
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Erik Braa
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TW Allen
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When things go bump in the night, the corporate world calls a "physics consultant" to fix those problems that don't follow Newton's laws. Taking a political client on a referral, Mister Lewis discovers that not every Asgardian is deceased. A discovery that leaves him with a dead client and an unpaid bill. What does an occult detective do when a mad god owes him money? Follow the trail into a world of student loans paid off by blood sacrifice, of industrial espionage that comes from beyond the grave, and where urban renewal leaves a trail of corpses. It's a sarcasm-drenched escapade to settle up accounts across an absurdist landscape of ghosts, warlocks, gods, and Human Resources.
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- Noble
- 08-27-22
Great Stories
Great stories, tie in well, All just the right length.
Eric Braa is a national treasure!
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