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Heartstrikers, Book 1
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Rachel Aaron
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Audie Award, Fantasy, 2016
As the smallest dragon in the Heartstriker clan, Julius survives by a simple code: keep quiet, don't cause trouble, and stay out of the way of bigger dragons. But this meek behavior doesn't fly in a family of ambitious magical predators, and his mother, Bethesda the Heartstriker, has finally reached the end of her patience. Now, sealed in human form and banished to the DFZ - a vertical metropolis built on the ruins of Old Detroit - Julius has one month to prove he can be a ruthless dragon or kiss his true shape goodbye forever. But in a city of modern mages and vengeful spirits where dragons are considered monsters to be exterminated, he's going to need some serious help to survive this test. He only hopes humans are more trustworthy than dragons....
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Twelve-year-old Sunny lives in Nigeria, but she was born American. Her features are African, but she has albinism. She's a terrific athlete but can't go out into the sun to play soccer. There seems to be no place where she fits in. And then she discovers something amazing - she is a "free agent" with latent mystical power.
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imaginative!
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In the long-awaited sequel to Fablehaven, the dragons who have been kept at the dragon sanctuaries no longer consider them safe havens but prisons, and they want their freedom. The dragons are no longer our allies....
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Dragons are common in the backwater kingdom of Bellemontagne, coming in sizes from mouse-like vermin all the way up to castle-smashing monsters. Gaius Aurelius Constantine Heliogabalus Thrax (who would much rather people call him Robert) has recently inherited his deceased dad’s job as a dragon catcher/exterminator, a career he detests with all his heart in part because he likes dragons, feeling a kinship with them, but mainly because his dream has always been the impossible one of transcending his humble origin to someday become a prince’s valet.
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A fun read, and slightly frustrating listen.
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When Mallon the Undying threatened the land years ago, the elves stopped him - and then disappeared. Now Mallon's followers seek to bring him back to finish what he started. Only the Keepers - storytellers, historians, and magic-wielders - are left to stand against them. Alaric, who betrayed everything he believed to save his wife - and still failed. Will, a storyteller who’s convinced his weak magic makes him useless. And Sini, a former slave girl with unimaginable power but no way to wield it.
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it has arrived!
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Five years ago Corin Cadence's brother entered the Serpent Spire - a colossal tower with ever-shifting rooms, traps, and monsters. Those who survive the spire's trials return home with an attunement: a mark granting the bearer magical powers. According to legend, those few who reach the top of the tower will be granted a boon by the spire's goddess. He never returned. Now it's Corin's turn. He's headed to the top floor, on a mission to meet the goddess.
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On a remote, icy planet, the soldier known as Breq is drawing closer to completing her quest. Once, she was the Justice of Toren - a colossal starship with an artificial intelligence linking thousands of soldiers in the service of the Radch, the empire that conquered the galaxy. Now, an act of treachery has ripped it all away, leaving her with one fragile human body, unanswered questions, and a burning desire for vengeance.
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Has some redeeming value, but is deeply flawed
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Beast, with Jane Yellowrock in the background of her mind, observes the lumber camp of white men who are destroying her hunting grounds. She decides to take revenge on the leader of the lumberjacks.
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Not important to the over all series
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night, Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world.
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No Kirby means No Fred
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Rob didn't think of himself as anyone special, but when a pitch-black portal tried to wrap his best friend in chains, he stepped up without thinking and found himself ensnared instead. His moment of heroism results in being torn away from everyone he knew and loved, kidnapped by an unknown force that leaves him with a note in his pocket stating: "Good luck." After being thrown into the wilderness of Elatra, a hostile fantasy world ruled by levels, stats, progression, and bizarre video game logic, he finds himself entirely out of his depth.
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if blood is your drug then everyone's a juice box
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Sacred artists follow a thousand Paths to power, using their souls to control the forces of the natural world. Lindon is Unsouled, forbidden to learn the sacred arts of his clan. When faced with a looming fate he cannot ignore, he must rise beyond anything he's ever known...and forge his own Path.
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Amazingly Addictive and Oddly Cleaver
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It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
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Bought this for Dresden, loved the rest!
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- Natalie @ ABookLoversLife
- 01-23-15
Amazing!
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You guys, this book was amazing! I did not want it to end. From it's well developed characters to it's witty dialogue, Nice Dragons Finish Last is a must read for everyone!!
This is without a doubt on of my favourite books ever! I devoured it. Everything was amazing and I'm going to list all my loves, though there aren't any dislikes because this book was magnificent.
I adored all the characters. Julius is the runt of the fearsome Heartstriker litter and has spent his whole life trying to avoid his many family members. His mother has had enough and sent him off to Detroit to try to prove himself. Before she sends him though, she seals his dragon within it's human form. Now Julius is no fearsome Dragon but he misses the abilities his dragon form gave him.
Julius is sent to the heart of the DMZ with one goal in mind and that was to survive and try to win his mothers favour before she eats him for being too nice! Julius goes to his brother who gives him the task of retrieving a runaway Dragon who doesn't want to be found. Seems easy, right? Wrong, Detroit is the magical capital and there are people and things here that will kill Dragons on site. that's why Julius is perfect for the job, with his Dragon sealed, he is no threat to anyone. With no money, no resources Julius has to find help in a city that wants to kill him.
So yay, poor Julius is thrown out of his family for being too nice and told unless he turns into a proper Dragon his mother will eat him (literally). Despite the very real threat hanging over his head, he doesn't change. He is nice, polite, strong and brave! I loved him!!
Then we have Marci. She is forced to run to the DMZ because her father was killed and the man who killed him wants her as well. She stole something from him that he is desperate to get back. She does a job for an old woman and ends up living in a house haunted by a dead cat! She is a mage and a strong one at that. She is desperate for money though and one evening ends up asking Julius if he needs any Mage services. Julius has no choice but to take up her offer of help because the runaway Dragoness is at a party filled with magic users. Marci and Julius strike up an agreement, with neither aware of what they are in for.
Marci is a spunky and brave Mage. She is not afraid of doing things that need to be done and when she says she will do a job, she really does it. She will take no crap from anyone, no matter what they are! She is awesome. I adored Marci and Julius together, they really work well together and each brings certain strength that compliments the other. Julius being nice and Marci being tough!! I loved seeing their friendship grow and hope we see it grow a bit more in future books!!
Julius has a lot of family but their were 3 major players in this book, Justin, the favourite brother who wields the families blade. He is everything that Julius isn't but still comes to Julius aid. Then we have Chelsea, she is the Dragon enforcer and is sent to right any wrongs that happen. She cleans up the Heartstriker messes and has a tough time in Detroit for various reasons because a lot can go wrong!
Then we have Bob. Bob was awesome. He is the Heartstriker seer and as Julius says, is quite mad! There are only ever 3 seers! Bob is hilarious at times and I can't wait to read more about him in the next installment!
The world building is another thing I adored. Magic came back into the world, along with many magical creatures and Detroit has a lot of them!! I loved finding out about the world and the creatures, I mean they even have a creature that eats magic from other creatures!! I loved when the gang are underground fighting the things in the water! So many fantastical creatures in one book!
There were so many laugh out loud moments in this book as well. I found myself flying through the book and not wanting to put it down. I laughed so hard near the end when Bob said the Star Wars quote! It was epic!!
Anyway, I think you can tell how much I loved this book!! It's so well written that you find yourself immersed in the world along with Julius. The author has created a magical and fantastical world filled with amazing characters. I adored everything about this book and urge everyone to read it!
I listened to the audio and it was epic. I wasn't just listening to it, I was in the story! It really brought the story to life and the narrator was fantastic. I loved how he did Bob!! He did a lot of different voices and did them so well. The book is brilliant but the audio was the icing on the cake. It's one I know I will listen to again and again and again!!
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- James
- 12-21-14
Light Urban Fantasy
I am not a big fan of urban fantasy -- where magic has somehow entered the modern world -- and where various magical creatures (dragons in this case) use cell phones, order pizza, and drink coffee. Still I enjoyed this book and would probably buy the next book in the series. The main character is good -- and he does experience some genuine character development. And his brother Bob and sister Jessica are also pretty good. But the main female character got a bit annoying -- implausibly focused on her own interests even when she is about to get herself and the hero killed. The performance was good. I especially liked the dragons with Russian accents.
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- Angela
- 09-07-15
Ahhhh nice listen
This author has the same skill set as Lev Grossman, Neill Gaiman to create an original fantasy, with great characters & story. If you like both authors mentioned you will like this book. The only difference there is no swearing or sex include in this story. Narator was spot on. This is one of the few books that I listened almost straight thru. Only disappointment is book 2 is not out.
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- Charicner
- 11-30-16
great book
very similar to web mage series by Kelly McCullough. the magic is creatively used, and the story pulls you along through the book never slowing down.
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- Emily Crum
- 10-28-15
imaginative and playful
really good story plot moves quickly, narrator has a pleasant voice and does different voices for character dialog. I got book to right away I have to know more about this world.
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- Charlie
- 12-13-15
Great Story
Where does Nice Dragons Finish Last rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I love it Listened to it twice already & really want the 3rd book ASAP
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- Sarah Moon
- 09-22-16
Really pleasant listen
If you could sum up Nice Dragons Finish Last in three words, what would they be?
magical hilarious entertaining
What did you like best about this story?
This book moved at a fast pace, the action had lulls so you could relax but they were not long enough for you to get bored and want to skip ahead.
What about Vikas Adam’s performance did you like?
Very smooth read, I did not notice any bad chops or mispronounced words. Excellent voicing for characters, enough so I could hear a voice without being drawn out of the story.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
No this is a 12 hour book it took me a couple days listening on my echo pausing when I was disturbed by people wandering in, or activities distracted me. But entertaining enough that I rushed people so I could get back to my story.
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Funny for all ages, nothing I would not feel comfortable listening to with a child around. Some kissing and longing but no sex and the violence was minor and mostly magical.
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- CrunchySocks
- 09-30-15
Nice
Good story telling, mostly well paced, interesting characters, decent world building, nice take on some common paranormal creatures. Overall enjoyable. Very Nice.
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- IreneMBBT
- 08-29-16
Well Done. YA Category
I'd heard the title before, but it wasn't until the Anniversary Sale that I opted to buy. I'm glad I did. This story is everything it's hyped to be without true horror. It has a slight romantic interest without escalating the story to sec. A relaxing "read". Yes, Adam's narration is everything it's hyped to be. Again, Well Done!
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- Anonymous User
- 10-13-20
A review from a middle aged dude
As a middle aged guy my biases thought I was the wrong target audience for this book since its a "young adult novel" with handsome dragons. I happened to get it during a buy 1 get 1 audible promotion and now I'm on book 5 (the latest book).
The characters are smart, when try to be non-violent they have to persuade other people with words and Julius takes multiple angles and perspectives to convince other characters, starting from less risky to eventually desperate pleads. There's a consistent internal logic in every character's arguments and motivates. Which is just intelligent writing for me.
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