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Dave Barry
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Hilarious
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funny but out of date
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Not the best
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Nostalgic vs dated humor, but usually funny
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Excellent
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Laugh out loud funny
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A Dave Barry Classic.
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I lost weight listening
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It has the voice of like the instruction videos from the 60s.
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Beating a dead horse
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