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Narrated by:
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Madeline Mrozek
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Suzie Quint
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You always knew there was something fishy about Snow White's story, didn’t you? Seven lusty men. One young, nubile woman. Living innocently together in a cottage in the woods.
But life ain't no fairy tale.
Now Bitchy, the eighth dwarf, tells the real story of Snow White and it's nothing like you imagined. Or maybe it is.
©2013 Suzie Quint (P)2018 Suzie QuintListeners also enjoyed...
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