
Six Word Wonder
Stories, Poems, Memoirs and Jokes to Entertain and Amuse in Only Six Words
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Doug Weller
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Doug Weller
About this listen
Six words to tell a story.
Not three or eight or 20.
You may ask - is six enough?
Well, trust me, six is plenty.
A new collection of more than 500 original stories, each one exactly six words long. Some stories are funny, some poetic, some vulgar, and some are a little disturbing.
Each story has been lovingly crafted to amuse and entertain you in six words.
Doug Weller’s Six Word Wonder is a social media sensation, with more than 10,000 followers on Instagram.
Now, for the first time, Doug brings his best tiny stories together in one collection.
- Unlocking the cage, she stepped out.
- Cupid. Tomorrow, aim for his head.
- Home alone, but toilet just flushed.
- Baby loves whining. Mother loves wine.
- ...reader. I am a gifted mind....
- I poured two glasses...then remembered.
Take a moment out of your hectic schedule to enjoy these Six Word Wonders. You'll find humor and joy, sadness and misery, with genres ranging from horror and thriller to fantasy, sci-fi, mystery, and romance. Every tiny memoir is crafted into exactly six words. No more, no less. All hail Six Word Wonder. Buy it today!
What is a Six Word Wonder?
Since Shakespeare wrote that "Brevity is the soul of wit", short stories, ideas, and poems have been found to have true power. There is a famous and possibly bogus tale of Hemmingway composing the story "For Sale: Baby Shoes. Never Worn". Whoever wrote it, they showed a story can have a beginning, middle, and end.
Who will enjoy this book?
This book is a perfect quick listen. There's always another story ready to entertain or intrigue you. If one doesn't take your fancy, move to the next. We have such busy lives these days. A Six Word Wonder can lift you out of the moment.
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