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Poached Parody: The Lizard Fifth, Volume 1
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Filled with gangsters, cops on the take, and a peregrine desperate to reclaim his territory, Ashton teeters on the brink of an all-out gang war.
A Mainland Investigations detective is called into town by Paul Mason, who is murdered before briefing the lizard on the case. Pitting faction against faction, and with a target on his own back, the detective must save Ashton before his number is up.
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- Paraskevi
- 05-24-23
Great Fun Story
I totally enjoyed this, and it is a great premise. The characters and storyline all work well. The narrating by James Scott Spaid was well done. And I love the artwork for the cover. Take a chance here, you just might enjoy it.
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- B.McGrath
- 04-20-22
good
A whirlwind of crime and corruption, but that doesn't stop our cold blooded detective from getting to the bottom of things, almost to his own peril. Not as good as the others, but entertaining. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job bringing it to life.
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- Blackeagle
- 04-26-22
Scarlet Crop
I think this book has a good storyline but I was not enthralled with the characters. I love James Scott Spaid as the narrator but I had a hard time finishing this book. This is my honest unbiased review that I am voluntarily leaving of my own volition.
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