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Narrated by:
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James Scott Spaid
About this listen
They might be cold-blooded, but they get the job done.
Join these four Lizards in finding out who-done-it before they become a pair of boots.
This collection includes:
- Scarlet Crop
- The Lamarre Curse
- The Persian Penguin
- The Crystal Screw
- The Lean Male
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