
Santa Got Run Over by a Vampire
New Orleans Nocturnes, Book 4
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Carrie Pulkinen
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Father Christmas has just been damned to darkness.
Jane Devereux is adjusting to her new life as a nocturne fabulously. She runs the most popular nightclub in the French Quarter and is married to the hottest vampire in New Orleans.
When she accidentally runs over Santa Claus and has to turn him into a vampire to save him, her perfect undead life begins to crumble like a week-old sugar cookie.
Whoops.
Jane has three days to teach Santa the ways of the vampire and get him back to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve.
Oh, and if that’s not stressful enough, her dad is coming for Christmas.
And he doesn’t know she’s a vampire.
Or that she's married.
Double whoops.
Grab a mug of miracle cure and join the vamps of New Orleans Nocturnes in this fast, fun holiday listen.
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- North Wind Knight
- 09-09-21
VERY FUNNY & STEAMY !!!!!
GOOD STORYLINE, WELL WRITTEN AND EASY TO FOLLOW. ACCEPTABLE FOR MATURE AGES.
NOT CLEAN.
NARRATORSIA GREAT AND EASY TO FOLLOW
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- BigT
- 12-01-21
Very funny and exciting
This had me laughing and enjoying myself and getting lost in the story Carrie has created a Christmas classic that is simply amazing and the narrator is perfect for this story
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-02-23
fun book going to listen to he rest now
great little book , the ad got me for this one now going back to go through the other books now.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-29-21
excellent
This book was so funny. And can actually be read as a stand alone since I accidentally did. Now I really want a book by her about Santa and Mrs Claus.
The narrator really did a great job. I don't think this would have been as funny in my head.
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- Jocelyne
- 09-12-21
Hilarious Paranormal Christmas Romantic Comedy!
This is the fourth book in the New Orleans Nocturnes Series, a Paranormal Christmas Romantic Comedy. This is a great Series of interconnected novellas. Jane is such a fun and beautiful character. We met her and Ethan in License to Bite, book one in the Series. I loved to see them again. The supporting characters are amazing. The storyline is hilarious, and entertaining. Hollie Jackson did a fantastic job with the narration. Looking forward to listening to Finders Reapers, the next book in the Series. If you like Paranormal Romantic Comedy, this Series is for you!
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- Eloy Hernandez JR
- 08-20-21
Great funny series! I loved it!.
I found this book quirky and fun. He banter between the characters was delicious and very entertaining. As always remember this is fiction and not reality. Too many n people can't tell the difference.
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- Catrina P
- 09-29-21
Oh Jane, what have you done?
Is there anyway to save Christmas after running over Santa? It looks like turning Santa into a vampire might be the only option, but will it work?
Carrie Pulkinen keeps things fun, and funny, in this fourth book in the New Orleans Nocturnes series. I love the dynamics between all the characters.
Hollie Jackson delivers another great performance. She really brings out the personalities of the characters.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- bownz
- 10-07-21
Fell in love
This is the best!! I love the snarky characters, and the story itself. It's got vampires and best of all Santa Clause. The author did a great job.The narrator is wonderful bringing the characters to life. The ending is a little to graphic for kids but that can always be left out without hurting the story.
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- tburbr
- 10-10-21
Another Great Addition to the Series
Carrie Pulkinen did a great job bringing the Christmas season to this series. The story line was fun filled and engaging while the characters were well written. If you are looking for a holiday read to leave you in the Christmas spirit, look no further.
Holly Jackson, the narrator, did a fantastic job of bringing this story to life and kept me laughing from start to finish.
I received an arc and audiobook of this story and I am voluntarily leaving my honest review.
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- jennine.
- 09-09-21
It's a race between Jane, a Necromancer and Reaper
It's a race between Jane, a Necromancer and the Reaper, whats to happen to Santa?
I just loved this book and the clever disguise that I can not tell you about. (You will just have to read/listen to the book to find out). I can say that Jane is one lucky vampire as you will see, except of course with the bit about running over Santa. The narrator does a fantastic job of all voices. One big recommendation from me!
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