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Jared Dahl
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In a world that promises you the best of yesterday, today, and tomorrow, things are not quite exactly as they seem.
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A good concept mired by lazy writing.
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- mama keto
- 03-01-24
Whoa
This was a weird story, I wasn't expecting what to happen at the end, I was expecting something else but I was surprisingly fooled, lol 
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