
Professor Birthday Isn't Famous
Meet the World's Most Fabulous (but Least Famous) Holiday Character
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Eric Kahn Gale
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Eric Kahn Gale
About this listen
You know Santa Claus, Cupid, and the Easter Bunny. But you don’t know Professor Birthday.
“Why is a ‘Professor’ in charge of birthdays?” you might ask. That’s a rude question. Would you ask Cupid why a half-naked baby who shoots arrows runs Valentine's Day?
What you don’t know about Professor Birthday could fill an audiobook—this audiobook. So get it and start listening!
Professor Birthday presents her magical world of adventures, holiday rivalries, and even an official Birthday University pop quiz.
©2023 Eric Kahn Gale (P)2023 Eric Kahn GaleListeners also enjoyed...
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