
Once upon a Time in Carrotland
My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of
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Josh Carrott
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Josh Carrott
About this listen
Is he a man or is he a carrot? In this groundbreaking autobiography of a YouTube icon, we get to the root of it. In this breathtaking debut, Josh Carrott peels back the curtain to reveal an epic saga of friendship, true love, and a prophecy that will change his life forever. Gird your loins and hold on tight for the unfiltered story of his fascinating and vitamin-A-infused life.
©2021 Josh Carrott & Ollie Kendal (P)2022 Josh Carrott & Ollie KendalListeners also enjoyed...
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- Quentin Tigé
- 10-01-22
A true masterpiece
Referring to this book as a masterpiece would be an understatement. Josh's intricate life story narrated by no one else than Josh himself is a gift to the world unrivaled, except maybe by the existence of carrotland itself.
After finishing the novel I had to refrain myself from singing happy birthday to the top of my lungs, for obvious copyright reasons. instead I celebrated by buying 4 bags of carrots at my local supermarket. big carrots, purple carrots, and yes, also adorable baby carrots.
I wish you all a jolly week, 오늘은 여기까지.. 안녕~
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- Holly Davis
- 01-20-23
Hilarious!
As soon as I found out this was available I bought it. Loved it!
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-04-22
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Chobblesome
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- Aruna
- 09-30-22
PURE COMEDY GOLD!
Ridiculouslyfunny I'm very glad I got it Bizarrewas laughing the wholeway performance was great 2
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-02-23
JOLLY good fun, loaded with puns!
Very humorous, great premise. if you enjoy JOLLY, you'll definitely get a kick out of this!
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- Anonymous User
- 09-28-22
Greatest audiobook ever
The storyline and the narration are ... how can I describe ... absolutely sublime. I've never listen to an audiobook that sound so authentic and touching. Truely the greatest piece in audiobook history.
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- Brianne Herrera
- 01-03-23
Deserves a Pulitzer!
The finest storytelling ever published! There was never a more noble character to exist in literature.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-04-22
Thank you!
This was such a wonderful audiobook. I also love the story behind the story. I hope the funds for this book help the Ukrainian recording company. Best wishes!
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- Joseph Porras
- 09-25-22
A tour de Force
"Josh's" definitely reading every word of his autobiography is an absolutely enthralling listen. I cannot recommend it more.
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- Irma
- 12-07-22
I love Josh and Ollie and I’m a big fan
Honestly, for it being Ollie reading and AI voice modified to sound like Josh, it’s pretty damn scary good. I’m a big fan of theirs and their two channels. This book is so stupid and hella fictional but it was a funny time to listen and I enjoyed it for sure.
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