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Dave Wright
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Ed Robinson
About this listen
Ed Robinson's first book, Leap of Faith/Quit Your Job and Live on a Boat, was an Amazon best seller in multiple categories. Now he's back with this hilarious look at the nautical lifestyle. From Poop to Booze to Bikinis, he covers the funnier side of the issues encountered by boaters all of types. With chapters like Signs You Live on a Boat, Stupid People on Rental Equipment, and Zombies Can't Swim, you'll find plenty of laughs. There's even a chapter for Tim Dorsey fans.
If you are a liveaboard, cruiser, weekender, wannabe boater, have boating friends, or are just a fan of Ed Robinson's wit, you will enjoy this light hearted romp through many maritime topics.
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If you’re a boater it rocks!
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It's ok
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entertaining
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Nice collection of stories.
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DO NOT Waste your time!
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This guy writes like a 7th grader
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Excessive use of song lyrics (sometimes the full song) and repetitiveness made it seem like Robinson was filling in pages.
The material should have made for good stories but somehow most of it missed the mark. The Tim Dorsey chapter was particularly bizarre.
Great title, that's where it ends
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