
On Stage at Any Age
Drama Scripts for Fun and Performance
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Joanna Teljeur
About this listen
On Stage at Any Age invites you as a listener or performer to step out of the confines of everyday life into a world of fun and fantasy. You'll meet diverse and intriguing characters like King Eye-Spy the fussy food guy, Lumpy Dumpy Egg, Cats and Rats with culinary skills, Bodyguard, Conscience, and more. These plays were originally written for but should not be confined to infants and primary school-aged children. The scripts are ideal for backyard concerts and full-stage performances. Teachers, parents, and children of all ages could entertain or be entertained by the contents of this book.
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