
How to be Champion
An Autobiography
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Sarah Millican
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Sarah Millican
About this listen
Part autobiography, part self-help, part confession, part celebration of being a common-or-garden woman, part collection of synonyms for nunny, Sarah Millican's debut audiobook delves into her super normal life with daft stories, funny tales and proper advice on how to get past life's blips - like being good at school but not good at friends, the excitement of IBS and how to blossom postdivorce.
If you've ever worn glasses at the age of six, worn an off-the-shoulder gown with no confidence, been contacted by an old school bully, lived in your childhood bedroom in your 30s, been gloriously dumped in a Frankie and Benny's, cried so much you felt great, been for a romantic walk with a dog or worn leggings two days in a row even though they smelt of wee from a distance, then this is your audiobook. If you haven't done those things but wish you had, this is your audiobook. If you just want to laugh on a train/sofa/toilet or under your desk at work, this is your audiobook.
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- Glenn Johnson
- 01-25-19
I LOVE Sarah Millican!
I first saw Sarah Millican on some of my favorite British quiz shows: QI, 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown and the Big Fat Quizzes. She quickly became a favorite. She wickedly funny and beautiful.
This autobiography will make you laugh and cry. In a time when I thought all the clever comidians were in the past I find that there is hope for the quick wit and brilliant observations I thought had gone out of style. Thank you Sarah for bringing such a smile to my face!
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- Anonymous User
- 08-23-21
Such a joy!
To reiterate the other reviews I have seen - "if you are thinking of buying this book, please do!". Hilarious, endearing, and life affirming. Plus, a bonus recipe of a smashing banana cake - what more could one ask for?
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- Greg
- 05-02-19
Absolutely fantastic
I can’t express how great of a read this book is. I love Sarah Milligan even more now!!!! SHES THE BEST!
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- Anonymous User
- 02-14-20
Sarah is the best
I really enjoyed this book! Some of the stories I'd heard before from watching her on YouTube, but I enjoyed them all the same, especially when there was a reference to a joke from a show that wasn't in the book. Stay champion Sarah!
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- My4KidsMom
- 07-27-22
Wonderful!!
I loved listening to Sarah! Great autobiography. I really related to the whole book.
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- Ruby Begonia
- 07-23-23
LOL!
Sarah is so funny, honest and genuine. I want to be her friend and hang out with her. She is so relatable. This book has so many great tips.
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- Lynee
- 02-08-24
Loved it!!!
She is raw and real and vulnerable. Since I can’t hug her in person, I’ve bought and listened to her every word. She is a treasure and I loved spending time with her as she took us along the ups and downs of her life. ❤️❤️❤️
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- Tracey K.
- 11-11-18
Charming, funny and open
I loved this uplifting memoir by Sarah Millican. She peppers her narrative with “fuck” but shares some really valuable insights about how to be more kind to yourself and others. Her accent is soft and relaxing and she is really enjoyable to listen to. #funnymemoir #british #tagsgiving #sweepstakes
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- MClaireG
- 12-20-19
Brilliant
The book written in a completely different framework and with Sarah actually reading it is like sitting right next to her while she tells you about her upbringing!! Love it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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- LexiRoberts
- 02-03-22
Sarah Millican is just hilarious and down to earth
I loved listening to her read her own bio. she is a normal down to earth person with problems and achievements and struggles like all the rest of us. she is incredibly talented and knows how to make you laugh. I really related to her self acceptance and body image issues.. but she also has great ways to get past it and I'll be taking that advice too. I liked her before, but even more now knowing just how human she is.
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