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Not This Series, Book 3
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Annie Nicholas
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Magic is real. Shifters exist. Trixie Russell knows this. Everyone does. But no one told her about the monster lurking in the basement of the dragon’s castle. Not until it was too late.
Victor Petrov is ancient, and vampires his age should not lose control of their hunger. And yet that’s exactly the problem that landed him chained in a dragon’s dungeon. Then in walks a human female with cotton candy hair who smells like sunshine, her pulse a sweet melody in his parched ears, and the fragile thread of his control snaps. Again.
Like it or not, Trixie is now tied to Viktor's, and he seems short a few marbles. She plans on making his eternity a misery until he reveals they have an enemy in common. Trixie is totally on board with helping him escape so she could get her revenge. After that, she’s done. They’re over. She wouldn’t be his vampire.
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- tagme
- 12-05-19
Love this series
Each book is great with adorable, plucky and strong female characters. I burst out laughing from some of the banter. If you want a light hearted and yet very interesting read please take up the series you won’t regret the credits.
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- Lynda T.
- 03-14-19
Another fun read!
Poor Trixie needed to pick up the cat cages that her friend Betty lent a customer who adopted all of the rescue cats. The customer lived in a castle at the top of the hill, and also happened to be a dragon shifter. After arriving, she took a wrong turn and ended up in the basement, and encountered a man chained to the wall! She did not know that he was a dangerous vampire, and Victor was fascinated by this innocent pink haired animal control employee. The next time she came to the castle, a surprise encounter with a gargoyle changes her life!
This is another great read (or listen) in the Newport "Not This" series. The narrator does a great job telling the story with the different character's voices and personalities. We also get to visit the neighboring city of Riverbend, as Victor needs to find out and deal with a certain Black Magic book, and the dhampir who is using it. We also get to meet the Riverbend Wolf shifter pack and see a different side to the Alpha Chris, who had made an appearance in the previous book in this series. Definitely some twists to this story that keeps you guessing. Loved it!
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- John Piper
- 06-12-19
Wonderful series!
I love this series! Great narrator, and so well done! I highly recommend checking this book out!
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- Jackie B
- 03-10-19
Great story!
Enjoyed listening to this, the narrator (B.J. Harrison) did a great job, his Russian accent was awesome, I could listen to that accent all day! The story was entertaining, and this can be enjoyed as a stand-alone from the series, though there are references to incidents & characters from the previous books, but not hurting the enjoyment factor of this one.
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- Andi
- 07-16-19
Teaching An Old Vampire New Trix
I absolutely loved this! BJ pulls you into the book, with his narration -- as if watching a movie.
Annie Nicholas is very imaginative with her "Not This Series" and she had one dog catcher teaching an old vampire how to see the world through her eyes.
I laughed in so many places and wanted to kick a few butts! I just hope the alpha gets a different tone in his book, because the voice given to him sounded a bit boyish for what his character appears to be.
I can't wait for the next book!
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- Brittney M.
- 04-05-23
Loving the Crazy Fun
I am really enjoying the series and the variety of character species. There are jokes and some spice.
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- Kristina P.
- 03-28-19
Trixie proves that pink is stronger than time.
loved this one as much as the book itself, another awesome book from Annie Nicholas
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- DarkJade
- 06-20-19
Victor & Trixie
Trixie is adorably innocent, yet she has lived a difficult life and knows how to protect herself. Maybe just not against the vampire, Victor. Victor has lived so long alone and is full of self loathing. Their worlds collide and the danger is very real to them both. A great balance to the characters and the story.
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- Mezmerising
- 09-04-19
Not His Vampire
I think BJ Harrison would be one of my favourite narrators. His performances are always superb and this book is no different. His performance brings Trixie and Victor alive in a way that the book just can’t. A thoroughly enjoyable listen.
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- haunted one
- 03-15-19
A great book when looking for a light and fun read
This is one of those books I like to throw in between heated stories I normally read,
Well, I have to be honest that I was lucky enough to snag a free audio copy of this book and OMG, it was so endearing and funny. The author writes of a paranormal world that blends with the human world and this time the humans know. Well, they know some things exist.
Trixie is a strong, funny character I could see being friends with. Her life is not easy but it definitely is entertaining. While on her job she accidentally meets Viktor Petrov a vampire being held n the local dragons castle. Yeah, I'm not going to explain that because that would be giving to much away and who wants to know everything before picking up the book. It ruins the fun.
Circumstances occur where Viktor and Trixie's lives cross over and with everything that happens, Trixie stands strong. This is a great change up for me and I have to say I was extremely entertained by the story and the characters. So much so that I think I'm going to have to continue this series. Trixie's sister story is next and you won't believe who she has to deal with. But before I do that I have to go back to the first book to find out their stories too!
So, if you're looking for something fun, entertaining and easy on the mind and heart, this series could just be it.
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