Alright, buckle up, folks. You’re about to take a trip that might just change your life—and your tan lines—forever. I’m talking about naked vacations. That’s right. The kind of vacation where your suitcase has a lot more room for sunscreen and a lot less for, you know, clothes. Gone are the days of struggling with a suitcase bursting at the seams with clothes you won’t wear, shoes that don’t fit, and accessories you’re too lazy to even bother with. When you’re vacationing naked, all you need are the essentials—your birthday suit, a towel, and a don’t stare too long attitude.

Now, I know what you’re probably thinking: “Kristin, have you lost your mind?” And to that, I say, “Nope! I’m perfectly sane, and I’m ready to embrace the freedom that comes with being completely, 100% free—of fabric.” We’ve all been there—squeezing into that super tight, unflattering swimsuit that digs into places we don’t want to talk about, or figuring out how to hide that awkward muffin top in our vacation photos. But when you’re naked? You don’t have to worry about any of that. It’s pure, unapologetic freedom.

But hold on, this isn’t just about running around in your birthday suit for the heck of it (although that part is fun). I’m talking about real, intentional, fully naked vacations to some of the best spots in the United States where you can truly live the nude dream. I’m talking beaches, resorts, and even some surprisingly chic mountain retreats where the dress code is: none. Not a single stitch of clothing required.

We’re talking about sunbathing without worrying about tan lines, swimming in the buff, and doing yoga like you’ve never done it before—completely uninhibited. You might think, “Is this even allowed?” Well, my friend, it is, and it’s about time you took a vacation that involves a lot less fabric and a lot more freedom.

So, whether you’re a seasoned nudist or just curious about the lifestyle, this guide is for you. We’re about to explore eight of the best vacation spots in the United States where you can be buck naked, and I promise, by the end of this book, you’ll be booking a trip and wondering why you ever thought wearing clothes was a good idea.

Pack light. Forget the pants. And get ready to go on a naked adventure like never before. Here’s where you can finally let it all hang out—and I mean all of it. Let’s get naked, baby!