
My Big Fat Alien Wedding
Alienn, Arkansas, Book 3
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B. J. Harrison
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Fiona Roarke
About this listen
Lucinda Hayward Duvall, of the Designer-class Duvalls on Alpha-Prime, has never quite fit the mold in her noble family. Her four sisters are more beautiful, their behavior more acceptable and their bearing far more regal than she could ever pull off. Even so, she’s happy enough with her books and her routines and to fall in line with the marriage arranged by her demanding parents. Until a chance encounter with a handsome stranger at a galactic way station on a wild and wonderful colony planet makes her question everything she’s ever known.
Easygoing Axel Grey, second son and head of communications for the family business at the Big Bang Truck Stop in Alienn, Arkansas, doesn’t care a lick of spit for protocol or pompous off-world VIPs. On the other hand, he has all the time in the world for a captivating young woman with red-streaked hair, a mesmerizing smile and a contagious sense of wonder. One stolen dance in a convenience store doorway later and he’s ready to give Lucy anything...including his heart.
Lucy basks in Axel’s admiration, blossoming under his regard like a flower starved of sunlight. In their too-short time together, he makes her feel amazing instead of awkward, a treasure instead of an obligation.
Of course, a future together is impossible. Her mother has seen to that.
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- Tarie
- 07-28-21
Actually it dragged
The story was dragged out for too many chapters the chapters.. Making it hard to listen to and easy to skip chapters
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- jjthor
- 06-01-20
Funny book
Another great story! I had plenty of laughs listening to this one it’s a well thought out storyline with some of the old characters and some new goes to show a wedding is a wedding whether your human or alien!! The joys of family! B J Harrison did another great job narrating made it so much more enjoyable well worth listening to
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- Tammie Hughes
- 10-16-20
Disappointed Somewhat
Unlike all the other Alien and Noturne Falls books by this Author this one was not the best. The couple spent very little time together and it was just kind of boring.
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- Mezmerising
- 08-16-20
Big Fat Alien Wedding
Woo did this one hit me in the feels. This is an angsty forbidden love style story. The devastation felt by both characters over the inability to be together was so poignant and well portrayed i felt it listening to it. The performance was so good it really invoked strong feelings in me whilst listening.
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