
Mall I Want for Christmas Is You
A Mall Santa Holiday Standalone Romance
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Joanne Joyce
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Sarah Robinson
About this listen
From Bah Humbug to Santa baby, this stand-alone holiday novella is full of ho, ho, oh no....
Single mom Chrissy Eve is struggling to make ends meet selling pretzels at the Yule Heights Shopping Mall. All this mama wants is a silent night, but when her seven-year-old asks the mall Santa to teach his mom to drive a sleigh, she finds herself in knots over the man in red.
Dash Winters is the last person she needs pulling her reins. She has a son to think about, and a “seasonal romance” with someone who gets paid to lie to kids once a year is not going to jolly her holly.
But the more she gets to know the Santa with a six-pack, the more Chrissy realizes she can’t judge a book by its cover...or a Santa by his suit!
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 12-15-24
Except for that out of place bathroom joke
This was a tropey, charming holiday novella that dashed through the story with maximum aws and minimum ughs. It was sex, and even kiss free, relying exclusively on tugging heartstrings.
The one oddity was the bathroom focus, both at the mall, then at a restaurant, including a record scratch moment when we’re told about a sex joke written on the bathroom wall complete with an F bomb.
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- Courtney
- 02-09-21
Loved it
This is such a cute little story! Perfect for Christmas. I love it! So sweet.
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