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Kay Eluvian
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Si Clarke
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This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe…
Lem is adapting to her new home aboard a strange spaceship in an even stranger universe, where the misfit crew of the Teapot have more than enough trouble on their hands running their interplanetary charter service. But when they accept an urgent assignment, they have just one week to save a race of cat-people from certain destruction.
Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and a population seemingly determined to thwart their own rescue, the Teapotters face the impossible job of herding cats and evacuating the planet before it’s blown to smithereens..
Can Lem and the gang avert disaster and save this race of infuriating cat-people?
Perfect for fans of wacky and imaginative sci-fi stories, this satirical space opera is a ridiculous adventure that will delight listeners of John Scalzi's take on Fuzzy Nation or TJ Berry's Space Unicorn Blues.
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- Arthur K.
- 10-02-23
Si Clarke Does it Again
I was very excited to see the rest of this series out on Audible. This book is both funny, entertaining with mild social commentary (Slavery, and Accessibility). I love how Si Clarke explains delicate and complex issues in an easy way, brining you on the characters epiphany moment. How to explain accessibility to someone? Use a robot with wheels! The poor robot person gets stuck in a ditch or can only travel on a paved road. Lem starts to understand how frustrating it is for Henry to not be able to participate “off road”, how vulnerable Henry is when stuck or unable to get out of a room. One set of stairs can mean a whole group of people can’t participate. Also thank you to the author for putting your books on audible! As a person with vision issues I wouldn’t have been able to enjoy this book without the audio version!
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