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Narrated by:
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Oscar Brady
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By:
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Oscar Brady
About this listen
From Oscar Brady, your favorite splatterpunk author's favorite splatterpunk author.
In this love letter to 1980s slasher films, a killer janitor murders staff and students with his custodial tools.
At Chatelain Academy, Lead Custodian Franky Williams is having a very, very bad day. From pretentious staff to prankster teenagers, Franky is always busy cleaning something up. Franky's last straw is when he is fired for no reason only months before retirement. That's when he decides that cleaning up this school means more than mopping up a few messes!
Lucy White is the "new girl" and has problems of her own. From bullies, to her starring role in the school play, to pressure from her boyfriend to take things to the next level, Lucy has a lot on her mind! Unlucky for Lucy, these troubles become trivial when she finds herself locked in at school with a mad janitor on the loose!
Trigger warning: This is a splatterpunk novella which contain graphic depictions of blood and gore. Listener discretion is advised!
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The story was definitely entertaining and if anything I just wanted more of Lucy’s story (transgender teen) and more gore. We did get more of Lucy’s story in the epilogue but it left me wanting more lol. I listened to this in audible and the author narrated and I think he did a great job.
If you like horror and splatterpunk, give this author a chance. I know I’ll be reading Bunny Room soon.
True crime meets 80’s horror flick
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Disgustingly fun
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Just like a movie
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The performance was pretty decent and because this is Brady's first book narration, I won't judge too harshly. I did like the voice he came up with for the Janitor. Near the end, as the Janitor started to go a little more insane, he started to sound like the leprechaun from the '90s movie with an American accent. One thing listeners may have a bit of an issue with is the inconsistency in the audio production itself. Some parts had more background noise than others, in some parts Brady's voice had more reverb than others, and plosives could be heard throughout the recording. With that said, it didn't deter me from listening to the whole book. Overall, Janitor was a lot of fun to listen to and I honestly would listen to it again.
A Splatter Filled Homage to 80s Video Nasties
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amazing read
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Janitor a story of guts and gore
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