
I’m Glad You’re Dead
Preternatural Chronicles, Book 1
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Luke Daniels
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By:
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Hunter Blain
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My name is John Cook, and my life began the day my heart stopped beating.
You meet the most interesting men in medieval prisons. This one time, I met a guy who offered me immortality for the low, low price of changing my diet. I didn’t read the fine print. Because, he wasn’t talking about a gluten-free diet. More like hemoglobin-full.
And now, I’m a friggin’ vampire with five centuries of pop culture references.
Granted, at the time, I was listening to the dying screams of my mother and father being burned and eviscerated alive just outside the rusty bars of the prison cell, and my new best friend was offering me my only real chance at saving my own life and avenging my parents’ murderers - some day.
Except, my first chance at vengeance took about 500 years, and I had to wade through oceans of sin and violence, blackening my soul - and my already dark sense of humor - beyond redemption until I met Father Thomes, a Roman Catholic priest, in present-day Houston.
Papa Thomes taught me how to use my dark curse to fight for the good guys. Like Alfred and Robin did for Batman - except we straight up murder Jokers and Two-Faces.
Biteman and Pope’n.
We stand up for the downtrodden, the forgotten, and the neglected.
By ex-sanguinating the wicked in horrific, truly imaginative ways and having a grand ol’ time doing it. You know what they say about doing what you love...
But our party is soon cut short when we learn the End of Days is just around the corner, and that the fine print of my contract might have hidden a few other tidbits. Like the fact that I was central to kicking off the apocalypse and that the archdemons will stop at nothing to make sure the dude abides by the terms of his contract.
I guess I need a lawyer.
Get ready to laugh at extreme violence. I know I will. If you’re not laughing, you’re learning.
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Talk about seeing the sunny side of things: when Thomas is turned into a vampire, he sees the terrifying transformation as a gift from God. Being a vampire is not a death sentence but a second chance at life for him, and he sets off to do God's work in his new role. Too bad there are older vampires who do see their transformation as a curse and resent God. A battle ensues, pitting vampire against vampire and threatening the existence of everyone.
By: Richard W. Kelly
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To Kill a Unicorn
- Chronicles of Cain, Book 1
- By: John Corwin
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Cain Sthyldor, a former assassin for the fae. I've met Death in person, I'm cursed by Cthulhu, know a gorgon, and have a pet octopus named Fred. I may not be a wizard from Chicago, an iron druid on the run, a hot-tempered maker who hates Girl Scouts, or part of a destructive duo from New York City, but I guarantee you'll be entertained.
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Hooked by Book 3
- By Lynch on 02-22-21
By: John Corwin
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Hidden
- The Immortal Doc Holliday Series, Book 1
- By: M.M. Crumley
- Narrated by: Michael Cummings
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet the the Immortal Doc Holliday. Over a hundred years ago, notorious gambler Doc Holliday chose immortality over death, not knowing the price, but damned if it hasn’t been fun. Partying, playing, killing; yes, eternal life has been good. But now, Doc must repay his debt by saving Sofia, the last descendant of the beautiful shaman who granted him immortality.
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So good until the end.
- By Anthony on 06-07-21
By: M.M. Crumley
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Devil's Dream
- Shade of Devil, Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Charles Lawrence
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Before the now-infamous Count Dracula ever tasted his first drop of blood, Sorin Ambrogio owned the night. Humanity fearfully called him the Devil. Cursed by the gods, Sorin spent centuries bathing Europe in oceans of blood with his best friends, Lucian and Nero, the world’s first Werewolf and Warlock - an unholy trinity if there ever was one. Until the three monsters grew weary of the carnage, choosing to leave it all behind and visit the brave New World across the ocean. As they befriended a Native American tribe, they quickly forgot that monsters can never escape their past.
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inconsistent but not a horrible experience.
- By Maddaily on 01-02-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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Bloody Business
- By: Autumn Dawn
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever do a good deed that came back to haunt you? Julep should have left the injured goblin by the road. Instead, she finds herself changing bloody bandages and dodging assassination attempts while her patient's equally dangerous henchmen 'guard' her. Artur's found gold, and not the kind hidden in the bottom of Julep's cart. When her greedy family decides to cash in on their suddenly valuable relative, he does the logical thing: steals her right back and adds her to his treasure hoard. But the Goblin City's a nasty place for humans who don't know the rules. Between rival crime lords, ...
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charming story
- By mu4rue on 08-12-24
By: Autumn Dawn
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Twisted Luck Bundled Set: Books 1-3
- By: Mel Todd
- Narrated by: Autumn Juliet
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Things have gone wonky around me most of my life. I often find dead or dying people, and if something freakish happens, I'm usually in the middle or nearby. My luck dumps me into the weirdest situations. College is expensive. Nothing is going to stop me. I will have a good life, I will be a great EMT, and I will keep looking for why my twin died. But with my luck, anything and everything might happen.
By: Mel Todd
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Midnight Rider
- Midnight Rider Series, Book 1
- By: D.V. Wolfe
- Narrated by: D.V. Wolfe
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Always read the fine print. Especially when you’re making a deal with the devil. Because demons are sneaky bastards. That’s how they got me. Well, and the rest of my hometown. A few hours of what I asked for and then we were all dragged to Hell. Luckily, those jokes about lawyers and Hell are pretty accurate. After a lengthy court case downstairs, I’ve been released on Hell’s very first work-release program with a time limit and a quota. All I have to do is hunt down and kill the things that go bump in the night.
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New Author, New Series, Read!
- By Watson H. Rhodes on 09-27-21
By: D.V. Wolfe
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Gateway to Dark Stars
- The Vincent Temple Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Kate Haley
- Narrated by: Tom Kereama
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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In the age of jazz and bootleg liquor, black magic is making a big comeback. Luckily, the scourge of demons and cultists are keeping Doctor Vincent Temple in business. Even the Mafia are having trouble with monsters, and they’ve hired Temple to sort it out. Cash is cash, and the old Doctor has never been one to turn his nose up at a job, no matter who’s paying. This time luck is smiling on him. The gangsters are tangling with a cult Doctor Temple has been stalking over a personal matter, but when reconnaissance turns into rescue can he save the world before things become too personal?
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A Dark Vigilante
- By Laura on 11-21-24
By: Kate Haley
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In Plain Sight
- Arcane Casebook, Book 1
- By: Dan Willis
- Narrated by: Vic Mignogna
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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When a magical plague is released in a Depression-era New York soup kitchen, private detective Alex Lockerby finds himself in a desperate hunt to catch a madman before he can strike again. His investigations lead Alex to a famous thief, a daring heist, and the search for a mythic book of ancient magic, but none of that brings him any closer to finding the man responsible for the massacre. With the police and New York’s Council of Sorcerers desperate to find the culprit, Alex becomes a suspect himself, thanks to his ties to the priest who ran the soup kitchen.
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Good story but the narration...
- By SCOTT on 06-29-20
By: Dan Willis
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Caleb
- By: Jeff Menapace
- Narrated by: Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Caleb Lambert kills people for a living. The money is nice, but it comes a distant second to his primary reason for choosing such a vocation: Caleb often calls it “scratching an itch”. Here’s the thing, though: Caleb won’t just accept any contract. He and his team thoroughly vet each and every prospective mark to make sure they deserve to be punished.
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What fun
- By Kelly e hill on 05-29-21
By: Jeff Menapace
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Three Little Graves & the Big Bad Wolf
- The House of Graves, Book 1
- By: M.M. Crumley
- Narrated by: Amy Adair
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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Working as an investigator for the supernatural elite means living by three simple rules: don’t ruffle feathers, keep the clients (vampires, shifters, witches, etc.) happy, and never give them a reason to want you dead. Simple. Unfortunately, Tessa Graves just can’t seem to follow the rules. And that’s why 300 bloodthirsty wolf shifters are hot on her trail.
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Love the new series!
- By Anonymous User on 10-15-23
By: M.M. Crumley
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- richard henney
- 06-26-20
warning do not eat while listening to this book
This book is amazing,funny and beyond entertaining. Half way through book 1 I went and bought the rest of Hunters book.
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- chris
- 01-26-22
6 STARS
MC is a vampire who fights for good. MC has cool magical powers, that are more than most vampire types have, but are still in line with a vampire: NO SPLOILERS.
Setting: our modern world, but with daemons, vamps, etc.
LOTS of action & smart assz comedy. Fast paced story, but it also has depth. GREAT performance, with MANY different voices / accents.
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- Bennah
- 03-13-20
Vampire Deadpool
This was a fun story that grabbed my attention right away. There were some very laugh out loud moments as well as some "get ya in the feels". Going to look for hook 2 now
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- J.Guys
- 02-04-22
This book is for all Vampire Nerds!! It’s Solid Gold!!
Spectacular!!! A fun new look at The Vampire Nerd!! Luke Daniels brought these characters to life in the best way possible!! I’ll be spending time with the funny and sarcastic “Jon” as I devour this series. This is the Male Version of Betsy the Vampire Queen in all the best ways!!
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- Surgecj7
- 01-03-21
Refreshing
I loved this book and am hooked. The “wit” of John gets a little much at times, but I can look past that. It was refreshing to read a book with almost as much foul language that I use on a daily basis. Lol!!! I can’t wait to delve further I to this new universe I have stumbled across!!!
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- ken
- 10-05-23
gave it a shot
so glad I did.....absolutely one of the funniest books I have listened to yet.....one to the next one in the series
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- Robin
- 09-08-24
Great read
Very entertaining, it's like a Deadpool movie, a lot of irrelevant humor and interesting storyline
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- spicyringlets
- 10-08-20
Entertaining and Exciting
This book was fun with its sarcastic and sometimes spastic main character. Even in the most serious moments, he added a little humor. There was plenty of excitement and intrigue to keep me interested the whole time.
The narrator did a perfect job! I usually gravitate toward female main characters and stories with a little romance, but I thoroughly enjoyed this book! I'm interested to see what happens next!
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- Ryan
- 03-02-21
Luke Daniels’ Best Work
I’ve always been impressed with Mr. Daniels voice talent. But here we get the full range across the spectrum. If you’re a Luke fan, sink your fangs in and indulge your self on this sweet sexy morsel.
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- Ron
- 06-11-20
Not your Sparkly Vampire
This is a fun light hearted series set in a world where all kinds of supernatural creatures exist. If you like Kevin Hearne’s Iron Druid Chronicles then I would say this is must read. This series has lots similarities in that the characters are sassy and full of life. Plus it has Luke Daniels who has quickly become one of my favorite narrators on audible. So far there are 4 books and 2 novellas in the PRETERNATURAL CHRONICLES series.
Book 0.5 DELIVERANCE
Book 1 I’M GLAD YOU’RE DEAD
Book 2 DAWN AND QUARTERED
Book 3 SHADOW OF A DOUBT
Book 3.5. MOONLIGHT EQUILIBRIUM
Book 4. MOUTH OF MADNESS
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