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Chronicles of Cain, Book 1
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Austin Rising
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John Corwin
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To-do list: remove the curse of Cthulhu. Kill a demigod. Eat a unicorn heart.
My name is Cain Sthyldor, a former assassin for the fae. I've met Death in person, I'm cursed by Cthulhu, know a gorgon, and have a pet octopus named Fred.
I may not be a wizard from Chicago, an iron druid on the run, a hot-tempered maker who hates Girl Scouts, or part of a destructive duo from New York City, but I guarantee you'll be entertained.
The fae hate me because I started a war to free myself from their clutches. The humans hate me because I used to work for the fae. My only real friends are a bartending elf and a half-fae assassin who claims she'll kill me for the price on my head - one day. Until then, we'll be sipping mangoritas at Voltaire's.
These days, I'm a tracker and bounty hunter for a supernatural agency called Eclipse. I may not assassinate anymore, but I find elusive targets, and what Eclipse does with them is none of my business. At least until now. My target is a teenaged girl, and I don't like the thought of ordinary kids being taken or killed. But when I refuse to do the deed, I'm suddenly being hunted by a demigod who can hurl lightning like nobody's business.
The fae told us the gods are dead. Apparently, they're very much alive, and Zeus is still up to his dirty little shenanigans. His kid is now an assassin for a group called the Divine Council, and they want this girl dead.
Stupidly, I take her under my protection, and now, I've got Eclipse, a demigod, and several other competing factions who all want the girl for their own nefarious purposes. And it doesn't take long for me to find out why.
The factions are weaponizing demigods. Some want to use them against the fae. Some want to rule the world. And others want to kill the gods themselves.
To top it off, the curse of Cthulhu is eating me to the bone, and the only way to cure it is to eat a living unicorn heart.
Will I survive? Enter the Chronicles of Cain and find out.
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By: Justin Leslie
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Time-Marked Warlock
- The Chronos Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Shami Stovall
- Narrated by: Annie Ellicott, Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Adair Finch is the most powerful warlock in the world, and one of the best private investigators for hire. He has dealt with corporate vampires, murderous werewolves, and even fae royalty. Everything was perfect until he lost one case—the case where he also lost his brother. So Finch retired. From magic. From PI work. From everything. Bree Blackstone, a twelve-year-old witch, doesn’t know or care about any of that except Finch’s reputation. In the middle of the night, she bangs on Finch’s door. Her mother has been murdered, and now the assassin is after Bree as well.
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One of the best books I've listened to.
- By Jason on 08-22-24
By: Shami Stovall
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The Hunt Begins
- Nephilim Unbound, Book 1
- By: Jason Caldwell
- Narrated by: AC Oliver
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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A psychiatrist, Dr. Alistair Marchand lived the life of a recluse in his quaint farmhouse until the mercenaries arrived to kill him. The cultists that hired the killers labeled him an abomination and an affront to God. While the mercenaries had expected a quiet academic, they had no idea who and what he truly was, child of Nephilim and grandson of an angel. As Alistair and his powerful friend, Finn, race to locate his siblings, the cultists begin their endgame.
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Interesting story; Unnecessary foulness.
- By JC Price on 09-21-23
By: Jason Caldwell
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The Preternatural Chronicles: Books 0.5-3.5
- Preternatural Chronicles Boxsets, Volume 1
- By: Hunter Blain
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 39 hrs and 17 mins
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The first three novels and the prequel novella in the Preternatural Chronicles: I'm Glad You're Dead, Dawn and Quartered, Shadow of a Doubt, and Deliverance.
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ok, ummmmm
- By Anonymous User on 10-11-23
By: Hunter Blain
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Lt. Reilly - Bundle: 5 Book Series
- By: Matthew O. Duncan
- Narrated by: Dave Cruse, Caroline McLaughlin
- Length: 36 hrs and 43 mins
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Jack Reilly's luck ran out just before the war did. Resigning his commission in the Alliance shortly after the end of the war with the Serkins, he went out into the galaxy looking for a job. Signing onto the Glacier Runner 17, an old and rundown cargo ship, Reilly finds himself working for a clueless captain, mixed up in an intergalactic conspiracy, on the run from assassins, and involved with two women in relationships that he could only call "complicated". And that's just book one. Follow Lt. Jack Reilly and his partner, Major Mitchel, through their adventures.
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Seems geared more toward women
- By S. Stevens on 11-18-22
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The Prof Croft Series
- Books 0-4 (Prof Croft Box Sets, Book 1)
- By: Brad Magnarella
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 34 hrs and 17 mins
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Join scholar and spell-caster Everson Croft in this five-book urban fantasy set, from the discovery of his magic in the prequel novella, Book of Souls, to his battle against a mind-warping evil in the shocking finale, Death Mage.
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Plagiarize much?
- By robyn K on 04-26-21
By: Brad Magnarella
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In Plain Sight
- Arcane Casebook, Book 1
- By: Dan Willis
- Narrated by: Vic Mignogna
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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When a magical plague is released in a Depression-era New York soup kitchen, private detective Alex Lockerby finds himself in a desperate hunt to catch a madman before he can strike again. His investigations lead Alex to a famous thief, a daring heist, and the search for a mythic book of ancient magic, but none of that brings him any closer to finding the man responsible for the massacre. With the police and New York’s Council of Sorcerers desperate to find the culprit, Alex becomes a suspect himself, thanks to his ties to the priest who ran the soup kitchen.
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Good story but the narration...
- By SCOTT on 06-29-20
By: Dan Willis
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The Last Raven: An Urban Fantasy Thriller
- Riftborn, Book 1
- By: Steve McHugh
- Narrated by: Matthew Wolf
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
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Lucas Rurik used to be part of the Raven Guild. That is, until someone murdered all of its members—except for him. That was seven years ago. Now, Lucas keeps to himself, avoiding getting too close to anyone lest they become targets themselves. But when one of his oldest friends at the Rift-Crime Unit calls upon him for help with a case that’s already taken down people who mean a lot to him, Lucas can’t resist stepping back into the fray. Something is killing FBI and RCU agents alike—something unlike anything Lucas has ever seen before, on Earth or in the Rift.
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I love you Steve but..
- By Casey Seifert on 12-04-22
By: Steve McHugh
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Nightblade
- By: Ryan Kirk
- Narrated by: Andrew Tell
- Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins
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A quiet child, Moriko is forced into a monastic system she despises. Torn from her family and the forest she grew up in, she must fight to learn the skills she'll need to survive her tutelage under the realm's most dangerous assassin. Young, beautiful, and broke, Takako is sold to pay for her father's debts. Thrust into a world she doesn't understand and battles she didn't ask for, she must decide where her loyalties lie. When their lives crash together in a kingdom on the brink of war, the decisions they make will change both their lives and their kingdom forever.
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Such a Fantastic Hidden Gem
- By Michelle @ In Libris Veritas on 12-21-15
By: Ryan Kirk
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The Trickster Cycle Series
- A Druidverse Urban Fantasy Box Set
- By: M.D. Massey
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 33 hrs and 7 mins
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When Colin returns to the Hellpocalypse to right wrongs and repair the timeline, he quickly discovers that he's bitten off more than he can chew. With his druid magic diminished and allies few and far between, can he defeat a master vampire to protect the survivors he returned to save?
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go back to zombies
- By Batman Barlow on 09-26-24
By: M.D. Massey
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Firstborn
- The Warlock Legacy, Book 1
- By: Ryan Attard
- Narrated by: Jarret LeMaster
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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Erik Ashendale sees himself as a hero. Desperate to distance himself from his terrible childhood and evil twin sister, the professional monster hunter just wants to do some good. So he buckles down when an angel whispers in his ear requesting protection for a succubus targeted by his sinister sibling.
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Well written and read.
- By Kindle Customer on 10-29-24
By: Ryan Attard
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- craig goad
- 08-11-24
The Orator Was Marvelous
It was not packaged as a trilogy, i.e. Want Moar! Please keep this world going, love the characters. Although only had one piece of advice, saying the names of the Old Ones us Taboo, may use the Titles instead. otherwise, super awesome 👌
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- Anonymous User
- 03-17-25
cain's love and protection for Hannah and Hannah's sacrifice so that cain live
I like how cain continuously late and protecting the women in this book I don't like how short the book was
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- Anonymous User
- 05-12-20
Three Thumbs Up
John Corwin and Austin Rising never fail to impress. Can't wait for book 2. The worst part of the book is waiting for the next one.
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- brock
- 03-07-23
Worth the read/listen
the first chapter was a bit corny or atleast the being for me I can't tell you why. BUT the story hits the ground running and doesn't stop! with a enthralling story and characters that grow on I haven't been listening to each book one after the other none stop!
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- Montel Jones
- 01-30-23
Great storyline got me looking into the next book
got me wondering what happens to Cain and Hana.....🤔🤔🤔🤔 on the the nest one
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- Tom
- 10-05-22
enjoyed the start of this series
narration was great. story had a good start. liked the pop culture references and those that referred to other book characters too.
I found Cain's decisions fairly believable, especially for an amorionally starved person who basically cracks that facade.
only annoying thing was the girls fighting or at odds with each other so much, but I get that's where the author wanted the characters to be.
going to start the next book today! thanks!
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- Amanda
- 08-05-21
Not bad, decent start to the series 👍.
Overall it was a good listen, Narrator did a good job with voices and characters. Overall a good storyline, Good characters some funny lines. The only downfall is, really good build-up hold up 2 events throughout the story, but sad delivery
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-21-21
This is truly a must read for fantasy enthusiasts.
I couldn't stop listening. great character development. Every chapter full of excitement, not any redundant retoric.
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- James
- 02-15-22
Has some good moments
Book has it's moments, dialogue is rough. Not gonna beat a dead horse, but the author hopefully gets a better narrator and gains some female perspective with the dialogue. Gave this 4 stars, but it's more like 3.7 Has potential though.
“I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.”
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-02-22
Hooked!!!
First book in the series and I’m completely hooked!!! Can’t wait to start the next book in the series!
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