
Humorous Animal Shaggy Dog Stories
From The Jay and Julie Show
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Narrated by:
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Floyd Jay Winters
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Julie Manchester
About this listen
Humorous animal shaggy dog stories.
Do you love animals and enjoy laughing? This is a collection of over 30 humorous animal shaggy dog stories and jokes about animals and their interaction with people. These tall tales were recorded live on The Jay and Julie Show, a radio program which ran for three years in South Florida. Jay and Julie explored the lighter side of politics, culture, and technology and they opened almost every show with a humorous story. This compilation contains the best animal tales from those broadcasts. They will make you laugh, and they will often surprise you. And, in case you do not know, a shaggy dog story is a yarn or a rambling tale about an incident that often has an unexpected and amusing ending.
This entertaining, inexpensive, and short audiobook will make a great birthday or Christmas gift.
©2021 Floyd Jay Winters (P)2021 Floyd Jay WintersListeners also enjoyed...
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