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Kevin Hyce
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By:
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Tyler Nals
About this listen
You can listen to this audiobook for entertainment, as a guide for what not to do at the poker table, or as a guide to completely ruin your life. Then again, you never know what might be within these minutes.
©20222 Tyler Nals (P)2022 Tyler NalsListeners also enjoyed...
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-18-22
Hilairous, Enjoyable Atypical Poker Guide.
This book has me re-evaluating my poker life. A Must read/listen. Clever and smart. 5 stars.
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- Jasz
- 04-09-22
Great Audio
Another great Audio.
Tyler comes through again. Best one since my favorite the perfect range.
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- David Wilson
- 05-09-22
Truly a very fun read
Thank you Tyler for yet ANOTHER fantastic dive into your world of poker. I cannot count the moments of either a chuckle to a downright belly laugh I experienced listening to this latest installment. I look forward to your next; but until then, I will keep listening to this one. Thanks again!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-20-22
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This is a great read for any poker player. Tons of great humor. I am looking forward to his next book.
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- Kelly Meyer
- 04-14-22
Amazingly Funny
If you love poker and love to laugh then this book is for you. I book will keep you on your toes, wondering what part is good advice and what part is not so good advice. This was totally one of my all time favorite Tyler Nals books. No need to question it just buy it.
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- Robbie Y
- 08-26-22
Funny and inspiring!
the quickfire wit and humorous musings that we often find ourself dreaming of at 3am after a 12 hour poker session and 12 red bulls.
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- Bonnie Carl
- 03-27-22
Terrific
Listened to this fun book on a car ride this week. Made me laugh and was thoroughly enjoyable ! Highly recommend!
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- Ted Leahy
- 09-28-22
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I played the audio at 1.4x and it took me for a funny ride. Loved the TILT chapter.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-04-22
Hang on
Buckle up or maybe seek shelter, when you listen to this Tyler Nals book. If Alice in Wonderland was a slow walk through a toddlers playground, How To Suck At Poker is Alice is chained to the Tasmanian Devil in a runaway dragster with the throttle stuck open.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-03-22
Worth every minute!!!
This audio book was +EV to listen to. Holds the attention of the reader the whole time, teaches poker discipline in a fun manner, and contains lots of funny randomness to spice it up!
Keep up the excellent work!!!
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