
How to Accidentally Settle Down
(With Your High School Boyfriend)
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Katherine Ryan
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Katherine Ryan
About this listen
From acclaimed stand-up comic Katherine Ryan comes a short, funny, and unpredictable true story about love, perseverance, and that one boy she was sure she’d left behind.
Katherine Ryan’s on-again, off-again high school romance with a genuinely decent boy named Bobby ended in lots of adolescent melodrama and angsty wallowing, fueled by Cool Ranch Doritos. Years later, Katherine is a successful comic in the UK, embracing single motherhood with her precocious daughter, Violet, and is happily resigned to a future without romance. She tells her audience as much. Until her job sends Katherine on a quick trip to her Canadian hometown. After a surprising reconnection with Bobby, Katherine realizes that everything she thought she’d moved on from might not be that far gone at all.
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- gimore
- 01-22-24
Love her~
It is such a shame I don’t have access to her long version book!! She is a great story teller.
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- Robert R. Clarke
- 03-04-24
HOW TO ACCIDENTALLY SETTLE DOWN
HOW TO ACCIDENTALLY SETTLE DOWN IS A BOOK WRITTEN BY KATHERINE RYAN AND READ BY KATHERINE RYAN. IT IS A GOOD STORY FOR A LADY TO GET ACROSS HER REQUITED PAST INVOLVEMENT.
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- Deanna E. Hernandez
- 01-04-24
Awesome
I enjoy Katherine’s humor and I like the way she tells a story . I would recommend
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- P Hampshire
- 01-17-24
Love her!
Katherine Ryan should write a full length memoir! Her stories of dating and marriage are too great
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- deana ward
- 03-04-24
mediocre
it was alright. nothing special about the story. it filled an hour, maybe if I knew the author I guess maybe it would have been better
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- Azcra
- 02-20-24
A let down
If you’re expecting this to be a romance, you’ll be disappointed. Also, despite being written and performed by a comedienne, it isn’t funny. Two thumbs down.
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