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Narrated by:
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Sean Lenhart
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By:
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Michelle Bever
About this listen
This is an audiobook of funny cat stories that will make you laugh and most likely think about your own funny cat stories! A lot of laughs are awaiting you when you start listening to this audiobook!
©2019 Michelle Bever (P)2019 Michelle BeverListeners also enjoyed...
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Communications from beloved pets are seen by thousands every day. Some messages are given in ways that require an acute awareness and more interpretation as well. From the heavens above, signs are given by deceased pets to connect with their families they left behind. Oftentimes, the gifts they share are unseen or are difficult to identify. Learning to speak the language of spirit requires practice, but once identified, the joy of hearing from your pet in spirit can bring great comfort.
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Bad Narrator
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Freedom
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In this book Jaycee Dugard describes the life she never thought she would live to see: from her first sight of her mother to her first time meeting her grownup sister, her first trip to the dentist to her daughters' first day of school, her first taste of champagne to her first hangover, her first time behind the wheel to her first speeding ticket, and her first dance at a friend's wedding to her first thoughts about the possibility of a future relationship.
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Not so good
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- Michelle Bever Books
- 02-15-19
Funny
Wow this was so true of what cats do! A very funny listen that makes you laugh.
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