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Tyler Perry
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Tyler Perry
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If you can count on one thing from "Madea" Mabel Simmons, star of the smash hits Diary of a Mad Black Woman and Madea's Family Reunion, it's that she's got something to say. For as long as people can remember, Madea has been in the neighborhood - she's the beloved, hilarious, sharp-witted, pistol-packing grandmother who's watching out and speaking her mind.
Now Madea is telling her own story, dishing her memoirs and hard-won, hilarious wisdom in her own inimitable voice (with a little help from her friend Tyler Perry). Madea covers every topic you want to hear her on, from the art of flirting, to love and marriage (sometimes two very separate topics), and raising kids (including the full story on the bag o' belts).
She also opines on beauty tips (featuring her indispensable advice on the miraculous benefits of Vasoline), the healthy choice of a deep-fried diet, and the Bible (including her favorite Bible story, as you have definitely never heard it before) - and pretty much everything else.
Madea has lived quite a life, and she has some stories to tell. And they're all here. As she's fond of saying, "Sometimes life is hard, and you have to laugh your way through it."
©2006 Tyler Perry Inc. (P)2007 Penguin Audio, a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc. All rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Jada Pinkett Smith was living what many would view as a fairy-tale of Hollywood success. But appearances can be deceiving, and as she felt more and more separated from her sense of self, emotional turmoil took hold. Sparing no detail, Worthy chronicles her life.
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The definitive autobiography from Eve, the multiplatinum, Grammy Award®-winning, Emmy®-nominated rapper, singer-songwriter, actor, mother, philanthropist, and entrepreneur.
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Aaliyah is determined to celebrate her thirtieth birthday with a boyfriend. And after a failed blind date, the local bartender, Ahmad, suggests she joins a dating app. Filled with lies, catfish, and fetishizing, the wild world of online dating makes Aaliyah think she’s in over her head. And she is. But with her two best friends and a protective bartender by her side, what could go wrong?
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True love triumphs over trauma
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I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
- By: Maya Angelou
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- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Sent by their mother to live with their devout, self-sufficient grandmother in a small Southern town, Maya and her brother, Bailey, endure the ache of abandonment and the prejudice of the local “powhitetrash.” At eight years old, Maya is attacked by a man many times her age - and has to live with the consequences for a lifetime. But years later, she learns about love for herself and the kindness of others, her own strong spirit, and the ideas of great authors.
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Life After Death
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Winter Santiaga hit time served. Still stunning, still pretty, still bold, still loves her father more than any man in the world, still got her hustle and high fashion flow. She’s eager to pay back her enemies, rebuild her father’s empire, reset his crown, and ultimately to snatch Midnight back into her life no matter which bitch had him while she was locked up. But Winter is not the only one with revenge on her mind.
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What listeners say about Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings
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- Justine Ward
- 03-12-20
Great first time listen
Tyler Perry did a great job narrating, it was nice hearing his Madea Voice!! VERY real and raw!!
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- Kimberlee N. Taylor
- 02-07-20
Typical TP keeping u laughing for hours. Loved it!
Tyler Perry always has me laughing. This book did not disappoint. It took me back to the days I had a Madea and got hit with a skillet😂
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- Diana
- 05-25-08
What a Hoot!
What an absolutely great character!! She is a total hoot, and such a fabulous inspiration for the middle aged woman. You forget that she is really Tyler Perry. This is a great book and I cannot imagine reading this book over listening to it.
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- Lene
- 04-19-19
A Big Fan
This was an awesome book to listen to...funny and enjoyable. I would recommend this book/ audio
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- missy
- 07-27-18
Hilarious
Great audio, had me laughing from start to finish. I will relisten to it anytime I want a good laugh.
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- Carmen Pinto
- 03-25-19
Funny stories with lessons.
Tyler Perry shares some funny stories through the lens of Madea with lessons. It will make you laugh and reflect. A great listen while on the way to work.
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- Nevada
- 09-16-10
~Straight Tom Foolery~ Get This Book!
This book is awesome! The best part is that it is narrated by Ma'dea. This is classic Tyler Perry. The story line...what story line? You will laugh for sure and learn a thing or two. You will also get alot of stuff you will have absolutely no use for, FUN Stuff.
Click the add to cart button. If you do this while at work it will brighten your day in the midst of your work load.
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- RC
- 07-05-21
The Best of Madea in depth life analysis!
Funny and entertaining! Love Madea views on life! Can’t wait for another of her brilliants stories!
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- Anonymous User
- 04-28-21
I love Madea! This made me laugh and think.
This was great. I was able to take a look at my own life and the people in it. Most everyone struggles with the thought of death, Now when i think of death it doesnt seem so bad when you realize the best part of death is the life you lived before it. This book gives insight to the black race for those who may not know, but its much more than that....we all no matter our race have so much in common no matter how diferent our up bringing!
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- Shelia Nixon Reeves
- 05-12-20
I laughed till my stomach hurt!
Madea is one of my all time favorite characters. I can’t imagine being blessed as a young person with her as a role model. I was so sad and devastated when I heard there won’t be any more Madea movies made. I hardly ever like watching movies more than once but I could watch Madea movies multiple times and laugh just as hard each time. If we can’t have more Madea movies please let us at least enjoy her with more books!
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