
Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!
More Magical Tales from the Author of 'God, No!'
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Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette
About this listen
Let's be honest - nobody has more fun than atheists. Don’t believe it? Well, consider this: For nonbelievers, every day you’re alive is a day to celebrate! And no one celebrates life to the fullest like Penn Jillette - the larger, louder half of legendary magic duo Penn & Teller - whose spectacularly witty and sharply observant essays in Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday! will entertain zealots and skeptics alike.
Whether he's contemplating the possibility of life after death, deconstructing popular Christmas carols, or just calling bullsh*t on Donald Trump's apprentice training, Jillette does not fail to shock and delight his fans. And as ever, underneath these rollicking rants lie a deeply personal philosophy and a generous spirit, which find joy and meaning in family, and peace in the simple beauty of the everyday.
Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday! is a hysterical affirmation of life's magic from one of the most distinctly perceptive and provocative humorists writing today.
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- Craig
- 03-23-14
Again, Funny & Unwaveringly Honest
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes, both my atheist friends & my religious friends, because it is way funny & brutally honest.
What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?
The mixture of humor & truth, just like the first book, "God, No!"
Have you listened to any of Penn Jillette’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes. I listened to "God,No!" Both audiobooks are five stars across the board.
If you could give Every Day is an Atheist Holiday! a new subtitle, what would it be?
The Real Truth, Whether You Like It Or Not
Any additional comments?
Again, not for the faint of heart.
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- A_0rtiz
- 05-31-23
Don’t drink & read…unless it’s hard liquor
Each sentence was a ride and I loved every minute. Penn is a great big teddy bear with a witty, glorious potty mouth. I’m not religious but the number of times I shouted, “Amen!” during this book would make a Pentecostal proud. Keep up the great work, my atheist friends.
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- Stitch
- 06-10-16
Wow
Loved it.
Funny, entertaining and informative :)... Almost as good as God, No. Penn is the man
One love
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- Rhino warren
- 03-31-17
Love penn jillette.
if there's one celebrity that I could sit down with and have a meal and just shoot the shit it would be him.
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-26-23
genius
penn gillette is hilarious and a genius. well written and personal stories , serious and funny all at the same time.
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- Tyler Damon
- 02-06-13
Great book from Penn!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Really great book from Penn Jillette and his reading of it is just phenomenal! If you're a fan of Penn from his Sunday School Podcast or anything else he does this book is more of his greatness!
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- Troy Sato
- 12-13-20
My 2nd favorite book
Penn is the most brilliant philosopher of our time. the only book better was his first, God No.
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- Wilton D. Alston
- 09-07-18
Penn Speaks To Me
Sometimes, an author just hits all the high points for you. Their delivery, choice of subject, explanation of background, jokes, and unspoken message mesh with you. Penn Jillette is one of those authors for me. Don't know why. Don't care. Love this guy.
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- Michael
- 05-14-15
loved it
Just another great book by Penn. I truly hope he does another one of these soon.
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- Britney Bartz
- 07-07-17
good insight
Penn is a great narrator and approaches his subject in a different manner than many.
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