
Eunuchs and Nymphomaniacs
The Oxygen Thief Diaries, Book 3
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About this listen
The New York Times best-selling author of Diary of an Oxygen Thief and Chameleon in a Candy Store is back with the spellbinding conclusion to the series.
You’ve never seen romance do this before. So brutally honest and breathtakingly perverse you’ll want to throw this book at the wall, but you’ll also want to know if it can possibly get any more disturbing (it can and it does). And as you start to wonder whether men and women were ever even meant to be together, a surprise ending brings the trilogy full circle and provides unexpected closure to an issue raised by a certain photographer's assistant in the first book. Eunuchs and Nymphomaniacs is about how we love today and how increasingly we try to avoid it altogether.
©2019 Anonymous. All rights reserved. (P)2019 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- DeDee3
- 01-22-23
What did I just listen too
I have now completed the series and this book was just … um… wow… just porn… I can’t even call this smut.. what happened with the dog…. Low key I want to know what happened with everyone it thing again I don’t…
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- Madison Loepp
- 06-28-21
Disappointed to say the least
The first book instantly had me hooked and wanting to know more about the author's life. In turn, I ran out to buy the second and the third books in the series. I read the second in 2 days and was still slightly hooked, but the third was hard to finish. Without saying too much, the plot is very shallow, and it is a continuation of meaningless sex scenes. When reading, you think it might lead to something more profound or develop the other characters a little, but it does not. The only two characters that have depth are the author and Marian, and even she doesn't have a lot of depth.
I admire the author’s writing style, and he does a great job maintaining that throughout the book. I love how artistically daring he is. He isn't afraid to touch on subjects most authors wouldn't dare to. But this book is just erotica for the sake of being erotica and well-written smut at best. I wouldn't buy it or waste my time with it if you are hoping to continue the storyline or plot because it fails miserably at doing so.
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