
Dragonfired
The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Doug Tisdale Jr.
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By:
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J. Zachary Pike
About this listen
The monarch wants him dead. A dragon’s torching the realm. Is his heroic gig about to be a critical catastrophe?
Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch. But when he discovers the rotten regent’s claim of a town razed by the world’s richest dragon is false, the gruff adventurer fears there’s more than a personal grudge at stake.
Struggling to convince his old comrades that they need to help him solve the mystery, the dwarven idealist stumbles into a sinister smuggling ring. And with strange creatures, cunning assassins, and vindictive bankers all plotting his demise, Gorm worries this time the price of doing the right thing will be fatally high.
Can he make a saving throw against death with a high-stakes roll at disadvantage?
Dragonfired is the thrilling third book in the Dark Profit Saga satirical fantasy trilogy. If you like witty banter, RPG references, and clever sendups of popular tropes, then you’ll love J. Zachary Pike’s laugh-out-loud conclusion.
Buy Dragonfired to gamble with initiative today!
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Excellent end to an excellent trilogy
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Honestly I was afraid there wouldn't be a final book to trilogy. I am thankful I was wrong. When I saw Dragonfired was to be released, I immediately pre-ordered and waited with baited breath for the release. A few week before Dragonfired came out I re-listened to books 1 and 2 and rediscovered the joy.
Dragonfired did not let me down. Loved the final challenges, the characters and story. Doug Tisdale Jr.'s narration is excellent as always. A good narrator is a must. Thanks to J. Zachary Pike for finishing the story. I will certainly be listening to the trilogy again in the not so distant future.
Worth the wait.
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wraps things up
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Satisfying ending to a tense trilogy
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Brilliant
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The comedy of the office, mixed with the adventure of high fantasy. A genuinely amazing story from a brilliant author.
Deep characters, Excellent plot twists
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A great ending to a amazing journey
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good 😊 liked it
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Satisfying ending to a clever, funny story
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Fantasy made as interesting as it should be
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