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Danger Signs for Little Swines
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Narrated by:
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Bob Hartman
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Bob Hartman
About this listen
Doctor Trotter knows everything there is to know about pigs. He is, after all, the founder of that famous online resource, Pigipedia. So when he shares his own experiences of dodging carving knives and pork pies, you can rest assured that he knows what he is talking about.
You can also expect the odd squeals of excitement, regular snorts of surprise, and constant (pork) belly laughs as Doctor Trotter’s adventure begins to resemble the tale of three other famous pigs.
You will never have heard it told this way, though. So whether you are human or hog, you need to listen to Doctor Trotter’s Danger Signs for Little Swines.
Doctor Trotter was recorded and produced at Monkeynut Audiobooks. www.monkeynutuk.com
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