
Did Not Happen
Misadventures During a Global Pandemic (DNF Series, Book 6)
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Nathaniel Priestley
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George Mahood
About this listen
As a new virus sweeps across the globe, George and Rachel are faced with their biggest challenge yet.
The year begins positively with George and Rachel running every single street of their local town. Just days before the country goes into lockdown, they take on the 20 miles of the Grizzly. A race so muddy that firefighters are stationed at the finish line to hose down runners.
Then the year takes a dramatic turn.
Food shortages, homeschooling, quiet roads, home haircuts, yoga, Rachel’s new marathon-a-month challenge and a walking holiday...in a different part of Devon.
The year 2020 is one that none of them will ever forget.
Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures in running, cycling, and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.
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- Dan Bruce
- 12-23-22
Go George
These books are Inspiring to get off your butt and move your body. I feel like I’ve become part of the family. Looking forward to the next one.
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