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Matt Shaw
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Matt Shaw
About this listen
Jeremy Jumper isn’t like normal people. Jeremy has a medical condition which causes a large mass to grow on the end of his nose. It starts as a red mark and, over the following days, balloons to ridiculous size. Strangers stop and stare while others dive for cover, worried it’s about to explode.
Of course, Jeremy has a close group of friends around him who are nothing but supportive of him and his condition. Whenever it flares up, they have his back and...oh who am I trying to kid? Jeremy’s friends are assholes and tease him relentlessly. But, as the mass grows, so too does Jeremy’s temper, and it’s only a matter of time before something explodes.
The question is: what will pop first? The lump, or the violent rage brewing within him?
NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.
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Anyways, so the gross fetish guy suddenly just becomes violent, as far as in his thoughts at least, and then it never goes anywhere. Another character tells the exact story from that semi- viral street interview and he goes "yeah" and then pulls an unimaginative prank that we've seen in a million different stories, movies, shows, etc.
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Feels like it was written by an edgy teenager
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