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Mark Bramhall
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Jonathan Miles
About this listen
Frustrated, irate, and helpless, Bennie does the only thing he can: he starts to write a letter. But what begins as a hilariously excoriating demand for a refund soon becomes the cri de coeur of a life misspent, talent wasted.
Ford pens his letter in a voice that is a marvel of lacerating wit, heart-on-sleeve emotion, and wide-ranging erudition, all propelled by the fading hope that if he can just make it to the wedding, he has a chance to do something right in his life.
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- Linda
- 09-25-11
Sad story....well written
Would you consider the audio edition of Dear American Airlines to be better than the print version?
The reader is perfect! This is a very sad and beautiful story. (Ted, you obviously missed the point!! ) The story is much deeper than the title implies. Well worth listening.
Who was your favorite character and why?
What is this? An english assignment?
What about Mark Bramhall’s performance did you like?
Deep understanding of the material. He actually READ the material BEFORE he did the performonce!!! This is FLAWLESS! Mark's reading MADE the book for me. This is a very moving book, I don't think anyone else could make the telling better.
Any additional comments?
One of the best readings I have ever experienced. I have been listening to audio books on any available medium for almost two decades.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-13-08
I loved it!
I really loved this book. The narrator was wonderful and I think really gave life to Bennie. This was, of course, not about American Airlines at all, but merely the backdrop and opportunity for Bennie to examine his life and his plan. I feel like I need to listen again to the "Valenti" parts, because honestly I found those distracting from the story and wanted to ff through them. Somewhere along the line (early) I had NO idea what was going on with that, and just found those pieces annoying. However, I'm thinking they must weave into the story somehow, so would like to listen to that again.
But overall, this is a great book, humorous, sad, ironic, wonderfully told, wonderfully narrated. I do highly recommend it.
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- Beth
- 10-02-11
Rambled a bit...
I doubt I would have finished this book if I'd been reading it rather than listening to it. Stories tend to drift around and characters float in and out.
Rather like a really, really, really long lay-over in an airport.
Coincidence? I think not.
Story starts off well, drags.. then ends decently.
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- Edith Reager
- 05-18-23
A feast for language lovers
A writer of great imagination and a vocabulary to paint the most delicious pictures. A great ride (read) for anyone who loves to think outside the box.
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- Victoria Wright
- 06-29-08
Hard to put down
I found myself pulled into this book by the author's use of language, which was by turns lyrical, sarcastic, subtle, wickedly observant, and absolutely believable as the stream of consciousness of a poet manque, but also by Mark Bramhall's reading, which was, for me, spot-on.
It's hard not to love someone who takes aim and fires his wit at the airlines, but Bennie weaves his helpless fury through his tale of missed chances and regrets, and between the author and the reader, I couldn't help but be on Bennie's side. He's a world-class screw-up, but sweet and sad and never malicious, and I came to understand and forgive him.
I must say that having it read to me so engagingly has left me wondering how I would feel about this book had I read it myself. The writing is wonderful, but the performance put it over the top.
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- Brandon
- 06-07-09
Love song to language
It's the language in this one that makes it compelling.
Bennie's a flawed character, but he knows that. He keeps trying despite decades of indication that he's going to fail, and virtually every failure is of his own making. Yet, somehow you root for him.
Also, the narrator does a beautiful job with the accent. There is nothing distracting in the narration and you can relax and enjoy the vivid vocabulary and the way the words all fit together.
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- Suzanne
- 08-17-15
Loved it!
To those of us who travel, FINALLY, someone wrote it down!! Thank you! Superb reader!!!
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- Michael Alber
- 12-25-09
Excellent
I don't know what the hell people on this site are looking for in a work of fiction that they're giving this book/reader less than 4-5 stars, but this book is excellent. Perhaps the title encouraged a little misunderstanding into the point of the narrative, but how would a 7-hour diatribe against an airline be at all entertaining? This story is compelling, if a little obvious (the drunken poet recants his misspent talent and youth), but the characters and wit are amazingly detailed and imaginative. The reader was excellent as well.
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- Abigail Customer
- 09-09-21
Loved the book, bad narrator
I always loved this book and the author's writing style. but I did not like this narrator at all...grainy scratchy voice was grating...stopped at chap 2. Just did not match up with the story at all and having read the book previously was not at all what I imagined. Couldn't continue. And I own the hardcopy of this book a long time ago. Too bad...disappointed.
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- Howard
- 03-26-09
Fooled by the NYT Book Review
I bought "Dear American Airlines" because of the rave review it received from the New York Times (June 1, 2008), and also because I was looking forward to a rant against American Airlines as emblematic of nightmarish air travel in the U.S. I didn't get the rant and I didn't get a good book.
Let's dispense with American Airlines first. Because of overbooking by American Airlines, Bennie, the book's protagonist, is stuck in O'Hare Airport on the way to his daughter's wedding. He uses his many hours there to write a letter to the airline, but the letter is little about his dismal air trip, and all about his past life. Thus, a somewhat original, but contrived, literary device gives the book its title "Dear American Airlines."
Bennie has been in an alcoholic haze most of his life, but has been admirably sober for sometime before this trip to the wedding of a daughter he abandoned at birth and hasn't seen since. He recounts the events of his past life, which I found neither illuminating nor particularly interesting. Although not a bad sort, Bennie's natural talent as a poet, and his life choices were all marred by his alcoholism, which resulted in one failure after another. I found their telling tedious and predictable, and Bernie's now sober self-criticism and awareness of his shortcomings and behavior, did not seem particularly enlightening on any level. As I read about them, I asked myself: "What is the meaning of this sad narrative?" I couldn't find enough worth to justify the time spent.
As for the reader, although the protagonist, Bennie, was born in Louisiana, and the reader's southern accent was appropriate, I still found it annoying.
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