
Dead on Arrival
An Urban Fantasy Story (Death Dealers, Book 1)
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Two bodies walk out of a morgue....
Harper Matthews is a Death Dealer. Not that she knows it. Her magic is dud; medicated out of her. At least she hopes so.
In her world, she's a 25-year-old-girl whose life is already a mess. Between the boss she can't stand, the jerk she's dating, and the foulmouthed slob who lives below her, she's about ready to hide and never come out.
The thing is, she might just need to do that. When the body she is working on in the morgue gets up and walks out the door, Harper's pretty sure she didn't cause it.
Bounty hunter Ethan Stone knows what Harper is, and he's trying to help her. He has seen what is coming; who is looking for her. He knows, firsthand, what happens when a Magical denies what they are. If only she'd listen.
If you like Jim Butcher, Shayne Silvers, Michael Anderle, Ilona Andrews, Patricia Briggs, K.F. Breene, or Faith Hunter, you'll love the Death Dealers series.
©2020 Mason Sabre (P)2020 Mason SabreListeners also enjoyed...
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