
Dad Jokes
Terribly Hilarious and Clean Fun Jokes for All Ages
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Frank Gerard
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Ryan Johnson
About this listen
Dad Jokes: Terribly Hilarious and Clean Fun Jokes for All Ages is a compilation of jokes on many subjects to get giggles and groans out of all those closest to you! With everything from silly on-liners to full-story jokes, you’re sure to find one for any occasion that will delight family, friends, coworkers, and even passersby at the grocery store.
- Everything from the great outdoors to the kitchen sink is covered within this book! Nothing is safe from these chuckle-worthy cutups.
- Break the ice at the next party you throw with these jokes that will get you talking about any subject under the sun!
- Did you know that making people laugh (or groan) is the fastest way to build a rapport with someone? Let us help you speed up the process!
- Keep your friends and family giggling and groaning at every gathering, no matter what the occasion!
Get your copy of Dad Jokes: Terribly Hilarious and Clean Fun Jokes for All Ages today and regale those around you with wacky tales and jokes that will leave a lasting impression for years to come!
Keep calm and laugh on!
Get this book now and start telling jokes like never before!
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My son is happy.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-17-20
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I prefer this guide for all. When I bought after i learn many essential things about Jokes. How to gain happiness all included here. I'm satisfied with this dad's jokes audible.
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- Chrissy Porto
- 06-07-20
So, so many groaners
This audible contains several groaners so this was a gift for a coworker who's constantly making dad jokes. He adores it! Eye rollingly bad jokes that provide me a good giggle.
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- Tom Cooper
- 06-28-20
A mountain of corn-balls
Let me put it this way: my daughter likes the jokes (and little dad-related anecdotes) so much that she stole the audible from me so she could memorize them. This audible is a must for any dad who appreciates seeing his kids laugh, giggle, or roll their eyes.
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- Ginny Govan
- 05-27-20
hilarious
Getting this for my hubby as part of his Valentine's gift. He loves these dad's jokes and I am sure he would be laughing like crazy, as I smiled so much listening to the ones in the preview.
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- Connor George
- 06-28-20
Admit it - it’ll make you laugh!
I bought two copies - one for my dad and one for my significant other, who is the king of dad jokes. He loves it!
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- Gary Bradshaw
- 05-18-20
Goofy, Entertaining, Pleasant
I am decided to get this for my kid to switch up his jokes to learn deep about his dad. Love the ones I’ve to listen so far and love that there is one for every day - presently I don’t have to catch 7 of them in a series.
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- Liza Sowinski
- 05-13-20
This is a cute audible
My daughter gave it to my husband on a special occasion. The jokes are hilarious and shallow enough for my daughter to enjoy. It's better than just getting a card. My husband is a coach so he's also looking ahead to reducing his disciples to the jokes as well.
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- Jeanett Jolly
- 05-27-20
I like it
Great for anyone who wants to eat healthy food. I have to recommend listening to the user manual and buying an audible. Lovely! Thanks
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- Anonymous User
- 06-17-20
I love this audible
My pops used to tell me these corny jokes when I was a kid and I always thought he was super funny.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-17-20
Good gift
The jokes are corny but I couldn't resist getting this audible for my brother in law, who just became a father in November. He loved it and happily read some out loud. Good clean family fun.
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