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Jason Beamish
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By:
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Chris Meekings
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So, an elder god hatched, destroying your planet and killing the love of your life. Would you be depressed? Would you want revenge? Would you just go fishing for the big bastard in your spacefaring house off the Iraq Nebula, aided by the inbuilt computer-generated assistant and an alien who crashed into you.... Of course you would.
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- Lexie McDonough
- 07-15-23
there's a gecko in a zoot suit!!
Cthulhu Fishing off the Iraq Nebula by Chris Meekings is a wild bizarro horror story. There's a gecko in a zoot suit!! Need I say more? Seriously, though, this was a solid mix of bizarro, horror, and psychological questioning. Unsure of what's real and what's not in the story. It's a short one that you can easily get through in one sitting.
The narration by Jason Beamish is absolutely insane. You have to listen to it to understand, but oh my god, I'm so impressed with what he managed to do here. To the point I thought something went wonky with the audio at first. Just trust me on this one. You want the audio book.
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