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Narrated by:
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Joanna Tope
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By:
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Paul Magrs
About this listen
No matter what she tries to do, trouble has a way of finding Brenda and when her old adversary Mr Danby starts filling the airwaves with his late-night phone-in show it can only mean one thing.
But fate has an even bigger surprise in store. Romance is in the air for Brenda and, do what she will, she cannot deny that she and her man were made for each other - literally.
As usual, Brenda and Effie face up to whatever dangers come their way with fortitude and grace: even if that means journeying to places beyond their wildest dreams.
Joanna Tope reads the third gripping, fantastically funny instalment in Paul Magrs’ delightful ‘Brenda & Effie’ series.
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- Ijw
- 08-18-20
disappointed
I was enjoying the strong characters. Action was moving along fine. Surprises were entertaining.
then I guess the authors decided to write another book so abruptly the characters act against their own values. Too disappointed to read anymore.
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- RedLady
- 07-30-17
Not from Brenda's point of view
This book is not from Brenda's point of view and at times it's hard to tell which character is Effie and which is Brenda. In the previous books Brenda has a deeper voice and Effie is high pitched. A few times the performance has Brenda high pitched.
This only occurred a few times and not enough to ruin the experience.
Overall very enjoyable.
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