
Chickens in Sweaters and Other Epic Poems
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Susan C. Hunter
About this listen
Do you like variety? Enjoy a medley of light verse that will have you sniggering at its absurdity.
Pterodactyls suddenly appear out of a clear blue sky; almost-celebrities contemplate putting sweaters on chickens and a hard-boiled detective, slightly demented, takes aim with her Webley-Foster.
On a gentler note, a stone fairy is given life behind a waterfall, and ephemeral musings explore synesthesia.
Contemporary poems to tickle your funny bone.
©2018 Shelley Dawn Siddall (P)2019 Shelley Dawn SiddallListeners also enjoyed...
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