
Can’t Touch This
A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera (War of the Angels, Book 6)
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Emily Beresford
About this listen
“Under your watch, Lilith and her dumbass human brought the living nightmare into my home and it attacked me. Your plan didn’t just fail, it failed catastrophically.”
Amazon Top 100 Best-Selling Author
Why is it that humanity can have their heroes, and another portion of humanity will have to hate and fear them? There is an army growing, and it isn't one that supports good, but rather supports...something else.
Pandora believes that not supporting donuts is a good enough reason to label them evil.
Angie's learning the saying "idle hands are the devils workshop” is twice as important if the hands are big and blue.
Someone in hell is thinking of a takeover. With Lucifer out of the way, how would the demons play?
Kick back for a fun, supernatural, action-packed adventure that will have you yelling for the good guys and laughing at the arguments between Katie and...her.
©LMBPN Publishing 2019 (P)LMBPN Publishing 2021Listeners also enjoyed...
-
A Sacred Pact
- A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera (War of the Angels, Book 1)
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Katie has decided that too many people are trying to play with power instead of doing what is right. Does she bite off more than she can chew when she makes a statement that upsets the World Council? Even the general is at a loss. However, with Pandora on her side, who is going to win if they argue with them? Whether it is possible or not, plenty try. How much of what Katie does is due to her recent heartache? In the end, the enemy steps up their efforts to bring down these sisters in heart and deed. Do they finally have the answer?
By: Michael Todd, and others
-
Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
-
-
Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
-
Torn Asunder: A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera
- Protected by the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Katie Maddison never wanted to learn how to kick a demon's ass, all she was doing was helping a fellow university student with his Chem homework. She just trusted people too much. Now, she will be the new weapon in a war she had no idea existed with warriors wielding both weapons and supernatural abilities. Demon Hunters, Demon Fighters ... Known as The Damned. People possessed by Demons, but still remaining in control of their bodies. One of the most powerful Demon's in Hell can't defeat his sister, so he sets her up to be sacrificed and killed. The only problem? The human she possesses retained her sanity and together they might be a catalyst to change the future of the war. If they can stay alive and learn how to share one body, that is.
-
-
Loved it
- By Kindle Customer on 05-30-18
By: Michael Todd
-
No Quarter
- A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starky
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The rules have changed. Now the Damned can go on vacation and even hook up. Without Pandora near him, can Calvin get a little action in Cabo? Unfortunately, the general has a different demand for Katie, and it’s coming from the whole industry. Requested in New York to work with the NYPD, Katie is working a side job or two. Her mercenary skills are useful, and profitable, for other types of hard jobs. And this time, the Damned can help a child. There will be hell to pay when Katie and Pandora come calling, with no quarter for the demons.
-
-
No Quarter
- By Joe Mellia on 06-21-24
By: Michael Todd, and others
-
Death Becomes Her [Dramatized Adaptation]
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Emily Beresford, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There is more in our world than you know. Deep in the darkness of a government building, one man needs to find the perfect solution to a vampire’s request that the government satisfy the debt of honor owed him. If he falls short, the failure will be paid in the blood of the military. He needs three uniquely qualified individuals. He can find only one. One woman, dying, might be the ace-in-the-hole he needs to appease the Vampire. But then, she might also be the one person needed to save humanity. If she is accepted, will she willingly change?
-
-
great adaptation
- By Michael Mason on 11-02-20
By: Michael Anderle
-
Incendio: Flame Born
- Chronicles of an Urban Elemental, Book 1
- By: Auburn Tempest, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I knew three things about my life before adoption: I was a baby rescued from a blazing house fire, I was found in the arms of a dead man, and no one ever came to claim me. No one. Not ever. Now, as a Montreal detective, I'm dedicated to hunting truths for a living. Unheard voices. Cold cases. Unsolved mysteries. Unearthing secrets hidden in the shadows is my jam. Until the fae veil falls . . . When the world learns magic is real, everything changes. Montreal begins seething with prana energy, dormant genes activate, and seemingly normal humans experience magical awakenings.
-
-
Another hit!!
- By Robert Baca on 09-05-24
By: Auburn Tempest, and others
-
A Sacred Pact
- A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera (War of the Angels, Book 1)
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Katie has decided that too many people are trying to play with power instead of doing what is right. Does she bite off more than she can chew when she makes a statement that upsets the World Council? Even the general is at a loss. However, with Pandora on her side, who is going to win if they argue with them? Whether it is possible or not, plenty try. How much of what Katie does is due to her recent heartache? In the end, the enemy steps up their efforts to bring down these sisters in heart and deed. Do they finally have the answer?
By: Michael Todd, and others
-
Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
-
-
Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
-
Torn Asunder: A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera
- Protected by the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Katie Maddison never wanted to learn how to kick a demon's ass, all she was doing was helping a fellow university student with his Chem homework. She just trusted people too much. Now, she will be the new weapon in a war she had no idea existed with warriors wielding both weapons and supernatural abilities. Demon Hunters, Demon Fighters ... Known as The Damned. People possessed by Demons, but still remaining in control of their bodies. One of the most powerful Demon's in Hell can't defeat his sister, so he sets her up to be sacrificed and killed. The only problem? The human she possesses retained her sanity and together they might be a catalyst to change the future of the war. If they can stay alive and learn how to share one body, that is.
-
-
Loved it
- By Kindle Customer on 05-30-18
By: Michael Todd
-
No Quarter
- A Supernatural Action Adventure Opera
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starky
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The rules have changed. Now the Damned can go on vacation and even hook up. Without Pandora near him, can Calvin get a little action in Cabo? Unfortunately, the general has a different demand for Katie, and it’s coming from the whole industry. Requested in New York to work with the NYPD, Katie is working a side job or two. Her mercenary skills are useful, and profitable, for other types of hard jobs. And this time, the Damned can help a child. There will be hell to pay when Katie and Pandora come calling, with no quarter for the demons.
-
-
No Quarter
- By Joe Mellia on 06-21-24
By: Michael Todd, and others
-
Death Becomes Her [Dramatized Adaptation]
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Emily Beresford, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There is more in our world than you know. Deep in the darkness of a government building, one man needs to find the perfect solution to a vampire’s request that the government satisfy the debt of honor owed him. If he falls short, the failure will be paid in the blood of the military. He needs three uniquely qualified individuals. He can find only one. One woman, dying, might be the ace-in-the-hole he needs to appease the Vampire. But then, she might also be the one person needed to save humanity. If she is accepted, will she willingly change?
-
-
great adaptation
- By Michael Mason on 11-02-20
By: Michael Anderle
-
Incendio: Flame Born
- Chronicles of an Urban Elemental, Book 1
- By: Auburn Tempest, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I knew three things about my life before adoption: I was a baby rescued from a blazing house fire, I was found in the arms of a dead man, and no one ever came to claim me. No one. Not ever. Now, as a Montreal detective, I'm dedicated to hunting truths for a living. Unheard voices. Cold cases. Unsolved mysteries. Unearthing secrets hidden in the shadows is my jam. Until the fae veil falls . . . When the world learns magic is real, everything changes. Montreal begins seething with prana energy, dormant genes activate, and seemingly normal humans experience magical awakenings.
-
-
Another hit!!
- By Robert Baca on 09-05-24
By: Auburn Tempest, and others
-
Death Becomes Her
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What you thought you knew about vampires and werewolves is wrong...so very, very, wrong. A thousand years of effort to keep the Unknown World hidden is unraveling and the Patriarch is tired. He needs to find someone to take over. He finds Bethany Anne.
-
-
Vamp action at its' finest
- By BikeVON on 04-19-17
By: Michael Anderle
-
You Need a Bigger Sword
- A Gamelit Fantasy RPG Novel
- By: Natalie Grey, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Enter the world of Metamorphosis Online, a fully immersive video game where players compete for spots in the Global Top 10 - ranks that actually pay you to play the game. Gracie doesn't play the game to make money...at first. Broke, single, and working a crappy job as a blackjack dealer, Gracie's just blowing off steam and having fun. Can playing a new type of immersive game help her overcome real-life issues, or will it cause more problems?
-
-
soundtrack
- By Kindle Customer on 02-08-20
By: Natalie Grey, and others
-
Rise of the Grandmaster
- Rise of the Grandmaster Series, Book 1
- By: Bradford Bates, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Sean William Doyle
- Length: 20 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Some people just knew how to go out in style. Tim had never been one of those guys. Tim was always a planner. The plan was to get into college, graduate, and find a well-paying job. That plan was coming together nicely until he saw a presentation to get paid to play The Etheric Coast. At his graduation ceremony. After watching the company's employee recruitment video, Big Richie's words had a whole new meaning. He could spend his life going from a cubicle at work to a one-bedroom apartment and back again...or enter a virtual world of unlimited possibilities.
-
-
This got worse the longer it went on.
- By Joseph on 07-23-20
By: Bradford Bates, and others
-
Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
- Federal Histories
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 69 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
-
-
I see why this series/book has low sales.
- By Rondell on 02-09-24
By: Michael Anderle
-
The Midwest Witch: The Revelations of Oriceran
- Midwest Magic Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Martha Carr, Flint Maxwell
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Welcome to the Midwest, America's Heartland, home to a hidden community of witches and wizards. When Maria Apple receives a strange music box for her 19th birthday, everything changes. She begins to showcase odd magical abilities, glowing blue, seeing ghosts, and talking to creatures that shouldn't be able to talk, all while trying to juggle the task of being a typical teenage girl. Now, not only does Maria learn she is a witch, but her grandfather, Ignatius, reveals he was once a famous warrior from a planet named Oriceran.
-
-
a solid start
- By HeWhoBuysShit on 08-18-23
By: Martha Carr, and others
-
Get Smoked or Go Home
- The Warrior, Book 1
- By: Martha Carr, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Amanda Friday
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Is Idina Moorfield going crazy or has an ancient magic found its source? Her family says she's not a true Moorfield and will never be good enough for the family business. Sometimes what looks like the worst day ever is the beginning of our best adventure. Idina takes that first step into a new life and gets the hell away from them to forge her own future. But her calling is the one thing they are the most against. She joins the military just like Uncle Rick. The other family outcast. What is everyone in the Moorfield family so afraid of?
-
-
Damn!! I knew that Boot Camp was Tough, But Wow!!
- By Georgia McNabb on 02-26-23
By: Martha Carr, and others
-
Hell's Rejects, Books 1-4
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 31 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When the Earth Republic is savagely attacked, they recruit the universe’s most dangerous minds to retrieve their stolen warships. But as this ragtag group of criminals embarks on a suicide mission to fight for their lives and freedom, an even bigger threat emerges….
-
-
excellent series
- By CassieX on 04-30-20
By: M.R. Forbes
-
Space Academy Dropouts
- Space Academy, Book 1
- By: C.T. Phipps, Michael Suttkus
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The newly renamed Vance Turbo has sabotaged his own career at Space Fleet Academy due to a desire to atone for a training accident. Unfortunately, his actions result in him getting press-ganged into an expendable crew of misfits recruited by a legendary starship captain. Their mission? To recover a collection of lost sun-destroying missiles that could restart a galactic war. Unfortunately, Vance is smart enough to know something is wrong with this picture. After all, no sane person would recruit this crew to save the universe.
-
-
Fun, entertaining, adventurous!
- By Montzalee Wittmann on 04-15-22
By: C.T. Phipps, and others
-
The Coffin Hotel Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Erik Weir
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 25 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All I wanted was a burrito. My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it? I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel. Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.
-
-
A lot of laughs.
- By John James Patton on 11-08-24
By: Erik Weir
-
Fangs and Feathers: The Complete Trilogy
- Books 1-3
- By: Isla Frost
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 21 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name's Lyra Ridley, and I run headlong into supernatural danger for a living. When a criminal has magic too dangerous to merely lock up, we send them to a blackout prison. Hell would've been a better destination for this guy. As a lowly cop in the LVMPD's Rapid Response unit, I'm used to dealing with all kinds of dumpster-fire scenarios, from drunk salamanders on a building-melting bender and angry manticore landlords threatening to eat tenants' gallbladders in lieu of payment to human summoners calling up monsters from the deep to impress their girlfriends to name a few.
By: Isla Frost
-
Hammered
- Legacy of Magic, Book 1
- By: Lindsay Buroker
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
She’s happy renovating homes and occasionally thumping bad guys until she learns of a mysterious artifact hidden under the house she’s working on. Everybody from humans to orcs to werewolves wants it, and they’re willing to kill to get it. Things go from bad to worse when someone frames her for murder.
-
-
it's just okay, read the Kindle book.
- By Quinn on 04-16-23
By: Lindsay Buroker
-
100th Run, Book One
- A Regressor's LitRPG Adventure
- By: Flossindune
- Narrated by: Daniel Thomas May
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world is devolving into chaos as a game-like system has reduced the population to a series of statistics and screens. Confusion reigns as everyone struggles to survive in this new reality. Everyone but one man. Anthony Franklin has a secret. One that gives him an edge. He has lived through this exact series of events...99 times in a row.
-
-
Whiny MC
- By Amazon Customer on 09-12-23
By: Flossindune
What listeners say about Can’t Touch This
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- MSG50
- 12-06-21
Another notch in the sword
Emily impressed me with all the different languages that are part of the books. No one does it better than her in many others.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!