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Space Academy, Book 1
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"Boldly going because they're completely lost."
The newly renamed Vance Turbo has sabotaged his own career at Space Fleet Academy due to a desire to atone for a training accident. Unfortunately, his actions result in him getting press-ganged into an expendable crew of misfits recruited by a legendary starship captain. Their mission? To recover a collection of lost sun-destroying missiles that could restart a galactic war. Unfortunately, Vance is smart enough to know something is wrong with this picture. After all, no sane person would recruit this crew to save the universe.
Space Academy is an all-new series from the hilarious duo of C.T. Phipps (Supervillainy Saga, Agent G) and Michael Suttkus (I Was a Teenage Weredeer, Lucifer's Star) that lampoons the space opera as well as military science fiction genres.
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Before their worlds collide in Book One of The Ranfurly Mysteries, Lord Robert Ranfurly and Courtney Drake lived very different lives. Could the past hold the keys to the future? Courtney never went looking for danger, but it managed to find her. Now while she awaits her unknown fate, she’d rather be trapped in thoughts of her past, than face the terrible reality she is living. Memories of her best friend and her earliest days with her husband, Keith, become her escape from present danger. In a different time and a different place, the antisocial Viscount of Knoxfordshire, Lord Robert ...
By: K.M. Krenik
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Six - The Hameggattic Legacy, #1
- By: Robert Iannone
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
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A millennium has passed since the reign of Eloise, the Last Queen of Aerianna. In the ensuing years, the world held true to her vision. That was about to end. Inequality amongst the citizenry is growing. Those with wealth and power are on the cusp of creating a technology so enticing that no one would be able to resist. Once ensnared, the people of Aerianna, indeed of the entire Coven of Worlds, would become unwitting pawns in the creation of a galactic empire. But a long-dead Queen was not about to let her legacy die nor abandon her people in their time of need. This female-centric Sci-Fi ...
By: Robert Iannone
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Mayhem Murder and Midnight Tea
- A Bel Harbor Cozy Mystery
- By: Emma Lenn
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
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A mysterious murder and a spooky midnight event were happening in the peaceful small town of Bel Harbor! Had Rachel known the consequences, she may have just pulled the covers over her head and stayed in bed. But fate had other plans. That morning, Rachel stumbled upon a shocking, gruesome murder! And who was assigned to solve the case? Detective Luke Farley, of course! Even he was scratching his head as the investigation spiraled. With her quick thinking, knowledge of the community, and super-smart brain, Rachel became the detective's right-hand woman, using her amazing problem-solving ...
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Fun short mystery
- By Lisa A Kistler on 06-28-25
By: Emma Lenn
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Free Trader Box Set, Book 1-3
- Free Trader Box Set Series, Volume 1
- By: Craig Martelle
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan
- Length: 25 hrs and 1 min
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With a vision of a world free from a war, a cat and his human minions set out to change humanity. An epic tale awaits. Follow Braden, Micah, and the Golden Warrior as their adventures take them through the wasteland to the mystical south of Planet Vii.
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How to make a short story long
- By Bob H. on 08-01-20
By: Craig Martelle
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The Mysteries
- By: Graham Wilson
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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An old stone house with no history - secrets buried below the floor Glimpsed lives from 200 years past - If only the stones could talk A mother and child vanished thirty years ago Now a new mystery - the mother’s pendant is found From the author of The Old Balmain House this is a story set in early Sydney Its consequences reverberate down through successive generations until today She bends forward. A silver pendant falls from her shirt, swinging free on a chain from her neck. The name ‘Cindy’ is in silver cursive letters. On its back is a heart symbol and, ‘From Jim’. I remember ...
By: Graham Wilson
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Jane Digby's Diary
- To Begin, Begin
- By: C.R. Hurst
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
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An Amazon Best Seller in Biographical Fiction and #1 Best Seller in Women's Action and Adventure Fiction "As the depth of truth of one's life can only be penned upon the pages of a diary, Jane Digby leads us through her passionate life . . . A wonderful piece of historical fiction that will delight your senses as well as your heart." - Peggy Lee Sprague, Author of The Truth Hunters series Based on a true story . . . Bright, beautiful, and bold, Jane Digby led a remarkable life. Born to privilege in 1807 at Dorset, England, she soon scandalized Europe with her reckless pursuit of freedom. ...
By: C.R. Hurst
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Galactic Law: Publisher's Pack
- Galactic Law, Books 1-2
- By: JN Chaney, James S. Aaron
- Narrated by: Tom Taylorson
- Length: 14 hrs and 6 mins
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In the wild space of the Deadlands, Taurus Station is where miners and tourists come to play, and the ravager gangs follow close behind. Out here, far from the civilized world, the Law has a name. Gage Walker is the son of hard-nosed asteroid miners. Brash, rough, and crude, he's one of the few deputies working the station. Still a rookie, Walker is tasked with the security of a mining magnate's daughter, an easy job that quickly takes a turn for the worst.
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Chaney is a master
- By Eric on 07-14-20
By: JN Chaney, and others
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Cast Adrift
- Cast Adrift, Book 1
- By: Christopher G. Nuttall
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Over the years, humans have grown used to their position within the empire, serving as soldiers and spacers for alien masters as well as building a place in the universe for themselves. But now, in the aftermath of a violent interstellar war that shattered the power of the Alphans, humanity has rediscovered its pride.
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well done
- By alan on 12-13-21
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The Mysterious Mind
- How to Use Ancient Wisdom and Modern Science to Heal Your Headaches and Reclaim Your Health
- By: Trupti Gokani
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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One book. Thousands of years of wisdom. Finally, a solution to your suffering. When most people hear the word "disease," they think of something deadly, uncontrollable and swift -- like cancer. But we're facing an epidemic of "dis-ease" -- of Americans simply feeling unwell and unable to embrace the lives they want to lead. They're tired, overweight, and inflamed. They're dealing with ongoing digestive issues like constipation or diarrhea (or both), and they aren't sleeping well. And many are suffering from regular and sometimes debilitating headaches. "I just don't feel healthy," you might...
By: Trupti Gokani
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Deadland Drifter: Publisher's Pack
- Deadland Drifter, Book 1, 2
- By: Ell Leigh Clarke, J. N. Chaney
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 18 hrs and 26 mins
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Contains books one and two of the Deadland Drifter series: Deadland Drifter and Deadland Wanderer.
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great book
- By Eric on 11-11-20
By: Ell Leigh Clarke, and others
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Summer Camp Magic Class
- By: Lisa Daniels
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- Length: 3 hrs
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I’m here to learn magic. Well, more to discover magic, and hope it’s enough to get me into Dreadmor Academy. The first step was being accepted to Summer Camp. The second – making sure I pass the course. There’s two werewolves on the course, two. One called Skyla… and a strong, confident one called Lujan Blacktail. The quiet confidence he displays is inspiring. I will need his friendship – that confidence – if I am to succeed. The type of magic I learn is dark, maybe even forbidden. Lujan has magic of his own. And perhaps he’s casting a stronger spell on me than I could ever ...
By: Lisa Daniels
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The Tyr: Arrival
- The Tyr Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Richard Fox
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
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Daniel Clay fought across the galaxy as a corporate soldier. He left the violence behind for a life of science, raising a family far from the bloodshed of the Corporation. With his wife, Sarah, and son, Michael, he studied the alien Tyr for years, hidden among their complex societies. Their mission should have ended with the arrival of a replacement team. Instead, the Clays’ corporate overlords choose a death sentence: an invasion fleet to conquer the Tyr.
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Very solid, almost missed it.
- By AJ Woodburn on 09-20-21
By: Richard Fox
Hilarious sci-fi that delivers
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If you love scifi - I definitely recommend Space Academy Dropouts!
I've found a kindred spirit(s)
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Pop space opera
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I like the space aspect
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Great start
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Great fun
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the story has some pretty good elements, and I think this would probably land pretty well with genre savvy teens. YA with a capital Y.
the voice acting was also ok, but not great. I never thought I'd complain about diction being TOO good, but he painful and haltingly used perfect annunciation even when it resulted in what I found to be an unnatural speaking cadence. It also made the characters harder to distinguish because they all spoke with the same diction. But on the other hand, it made him very clear and easy to understand. I get the impression that he was told that he wasn't speaking clearly and he overcompensated.
the dangerous border territory between over-the-top and cringy
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by C.T. Phipps, Michael Suttkus
Now these two authors write such great books that it's hard to explain what really makes them stand out. I love all their books but this one was the best one so far in my opinion.
The dropouts from the Space Academy are "recruited" (or die), by a Space hero for a secret mission. Our snarky but loveable dropout we follow is Vance. Phipps has a way of creating characters that really make you remember them, even the side characters. Each character in here is so unique and enjoyable or totally different/creative in personality or species it's a total brain treat! Even the small primate General, that is the enemy, is kind of endearing in a weird way. He thinks he is right! The ship's computer that decides to possess a sexbot to get new input. She is strange but funny!
But characters are not the only thing this book and these authors use to make great books! The dialogue makes the story flow and kept me giggling! Lots of references to movies and books. Snark but not too snarky. Unpredictable and a pure joy to read! The dialogue really brings the characters to life!
Lots of action, twists, humor, but we do lose a few characters along the way... it's deadly out in space! It's also interesting to get a grasp of the story's history, bad guys, god like characters, and more. Really expands the world building which is also done so well! All while I read, smile, and thoroughly enjoyed myself! Can't wait for book two!
Terrific narration!
Fun, entertaining, adventurous!
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A good fun start to a new series!
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Not just a dropout
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