
Be Fu*ked Don't Get Fu*ked
How to Obtain a Happy and Healthy Relationship After Divorce, Heartbreak, and Deceit
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Keith L. O'Brien for HotGhost Productions
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John Daniel
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Did Your Ex F--k You Over? Find the Right One This Time!
Was your last long-term relationship wrecked by your ex? Lost your confidence in meeting and dating new people? Or are you giving too much bed and head space to anyone who can fog a mirror? Yes, your heart’s been broken, but that doesn’t mean anything’s wrong with you. You’re human, that’s all, so quit your b---hing and stop wallowing already. It’s totally possible to find the right person next time…as long as you get off your *ss and start looking! This book is the no-BS guide to getting back into relationships the right way. Discover how to put down the six-pack of your sorrows, and pick up your dating game. Find out how to date in the modern world without being catfished or lied to.
Red flags are revealed in this book, so you can spot them and steer clear. Your gut’s telling you no (or yes) for a reason, so learn how to listen to it and trust again. This time around can be even better, especially if you understand how you and your partner like to give and receive love and affection. Discover how and why to pick your battles, so you don’t end up destroying a good thing. Uncover what forgiveness really is, not the bullsh*t definitions on motivational posters. You might feel broken, but you can put your pieces back together, better than before. What are you waiting for, a written invitation? Fine, here you go: click here to buy the best f--king no-BS book on dating after heartbreak now!
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- Andrea Stogsdill
- 05-11-21
Speak To Me
Fantastic advice, even for someone that is already married. Love the humor in it also!
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- Samantha
- 05-09-21
“Everyone has a little a**hole in them”🤣
This book is so good for people coming out of a relationship with or without kids.It’s also great for those who are about to enter into one with kids.The comedy kept my attention while the punchlines revealed what I needed to hear.I believe even married folks can benefit from this knowledge.I’ll be passing it on to my grown children. Thx guys. All the best, aka gigglegirl520
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- Rebecca Leslie
- 05-06-21
Very informational
This book has loads of information! Even though there is some humor, the stoyline is not silly. Good book for either newly single or "experienced" singles.
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