BRICK! Romeo, Julio & Lulu
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.
Add to Cart failed.
Please try again later
Add to Wish List failed.
Please try again later
Remove from wishlist failed.
Please try again later
Adding to library failed
Please try again
Follow podcast failed
Please try again
Unfollow podcast failed
Please try again
Access a growing selection of included Audible Originals, audiobooks, and podcasts.
You will get an email reminder before your trial ends.
Audible Plus auto-renews for $7.95/mo after 30 days. Upgrade or cancel anytime.
BRICK! Romeo, Julio & Lulu
Narrated by:
Virtual Voice
Buy for $4.99
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.
-
Narrated by:
-
Virtual Voice
-
By:
-
P.C. McCubbin
This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
About this listen
I‘m a cop.
For me, being a cop ain’t easy. I’ve had a couple of minor problems.
Nothing much really. Just trivial stuff that kinda got blown out of proportion. You get my drift?
To start with, cops got this Book of rules on how to do cop stuff. Written by some know-it-all what probably never walked a beat, never worked a day on the street, never faced the wrong end of a big gun, never alone in a dark alley with six giants wanting to rip his head off. Understand?
Anyway, cops are supposed to do things by this Book. No exceptions.
My thoughts on this cop Book?
Boring! Restrictive! One-sided!
You want examples?
Book says a bad guy has got rights.
One right, which is a pain in the ass, is for bad guy to remain silent and all that crap. Book doesn’t want bad guy to accidentally incriminate himself in a crime. Bull. I say, slip a sharp knife underneath bad guy’s groin, add a strong upwards pull for attention getting...bad guy will tell you all you want to know and more.
Book says bad guy has a right to a lawyer. Sure. Just as soon as my fists explain to bad guy how him not having teeth and his jaw wired shut won’t effect his talking to his lawyer.
The Book says cop has got to warn bad guy first and shoot second. Nope. Not gonna happen. Too dangerous for cop and by-standers. Book got that one backwards.
Book says cop got to be nice and polite to bad guy. Cop got to say “sir” and “ma’am” and all that nice crap. Even when dealing with a bad guy what just murdered somebody or beat the shit out of a little old lady for five bucks. Screw it.
Well, that’s just a few of the rules I had a hard time with.
But I did do pretty good at that enforcement stuff. Aced that hand-to-hand combat or whatever it was called…except for not stopping when the referee blew his whistle. Heck, I thought he was constantly blowing that silly whistle to applaud my aggression.
Only one little bitty accident. Really minor. See, one time when we were doing practicing with batons, I cracked another cadet’s ribs. But only four of them. Not really my fault. My baton was slightly longer than I thought.
Hey, I said I was sorry.
Shooting was no problem. Rifle, revolver, automatic, shotgun, canon. All the same to me. Really pretty simple.
Ready! Aim! Fire! Boom! Thud!
Okay, so maybe I accidentally shot a popup target I probably shouldn’t have. Not a big deal.
This target popped up to my right. I took a quick glance. I swear it looked like a fat midget Mafia shithead with a short bazooka.
Boom! Right between his eyes! One dead Mafia shithead!
But the Range Captain said the target was a little girl with a doll. Bull. No little girl has angry red eyes like this target had.
So, like I said, for a guy like me, being a cop ain’t easy.
adbl_web_global_use_to_activate_webcro768_stickypopup