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BIGFOOT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER!

One Bigfoot's Story Of A Midlife Crisis

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BIGFOOT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER!

By: JACK CARY
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 Greetings, humans! Or, as I like to call you, "those bipedal beings who leave strangely intriguing trails of discarded wrappers and half-eaten sandwiches in my carefully cultivated berry patches." I am Bigfoot, or at least, that's what you call me. I prefer "Bartholomew," but let’s be honest, "Bigfoot" is catchy. And honestly, trying to correct everyone constantly is exhausting. It's like arguing with a flock of particularly vocal geese – frustrating and ultimately unproductive. Thus, the chosen name remains. This isn't just another self-help book filled with platitudes about finding inner peace in a chaotic world. No, this book is about finding inner peace while trying to assemble a reasonably sturdy cabin made of sticks, avoiding irritating hikers, and figuring out why squirrels think they have the right to all the acorns. It’s about the struggles of finding a romantic partner (the dating scene in the forest is brutal) and the existential dread of never truly understanding human television programming. It's relatable, I promise. Even if you're not a massive hairy creature with a midlife crisis and a penchant for fermented berries. You'll find surprising parallels. I guarantee it. Prepare yourself for a journey of self-discovery, punctuated by the occasional (and often hilarious) near-death experience involving overly adventurous hikers, and a whole lot of berry-based contemplation. In short, this book is about my life. And as far as midlife crises go, mine’s got a hairy twist. Trust me, you won't want to miss this. Besides, the chapter about what to do if a Bigfoot shows up in your backyard is worth the price of admission alone. I'm spilling all the beans, including the ones I accidentally stepped on during my disastrous attempt at salsa dancing. Literature & Fiction Satire Bigfoot Funny Witty Fantasy
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