Attack of the 50-Foot Frump!
A Woman's Guide to Looking Beautiful in an Ugly World - a Motivational Self-Help manual on the Female Image
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Attack of the 50-Foot Frump!
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Jeanine Hargrove
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A Woman’s Guide to Looking Beautiful in an Ugly World
Tired of sweatpants posing as “style”? Feel like you’ve disappeared behind motherhood, stretch-waistbands, or just plain burnout? Then it’s time for your glamorous comeback—and this book is your no-nonsense, laugh-out-loud, practical roadmap out of the FRUMP.
Written by Jeanine Hargrove — a matured, confident, conservative author who tells it like it is—Attack of the 50-Foot Frump! is a beauty manifesto for real women who are ready to care again. Not for the world, not for Instagram, but for themselves.
This isn’t about chasing trends or shaming comfort. It’s about rebuilding the everyday habits, appearance routines, and feminine presence that make a woman magnetic. Through eight fun, fierce, and heartfelt chapters, Jeanine walks you through everything from hair and makeup to nails, shoes, diet, posture, and that closet full of “it’s fine” clothes. Each section is packed with rich storytelling, forgotten historical accounts of feminine triumph, and a call to reclaim the rituals of beauty that ground us in dignity, confidence, and charm.
Perfect for women in any season of life—mothers, grandmothers, single women, or newlyweds—this book is a blend of practical advice, soulful encouragement, and a whole lot of “yes, you still matter.” It’s a much-needed wake-up call wrapped in humor and heart.
If you’ve been wondering where that stylish, radiant, intentional woman went, this book will help you find her. And once you do, you’ll never look at leggings, Crocs, and chipped nail polish the same way again.
It’s time to care. It’s time to show up. It’s time to become the woman who walks tall, looks polished, and remembers that femininity is not a phase—it’s a power.
-Because the big Frump may have arrived uninvited, screaming outside your window…But you, Darling, are making your comeback.
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