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The third opus in the illustrious life of St. James St. James Romance Novels for Dudes collection sees him fighting prohibition in the 1920s all the way through his flyboy days in WWII. If you don't have an erection, he'll give you one. I mean, you'll have to pay for this sh*t... but you'll get one. That's a Men's Wearhouse type of guarantee too, homeboy. Did that guy die btw? (#thoughtsandprayers if he did)
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- Usmcoif2a
- 02-06-21
A literary masterpiece enhanced by audio
As expected this was a top notch performance. The story line is excellent and the audio additions fit in like your favorite jeans
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- Evan
- 02-02-21
The Hogfather does it again!!
Ross Patterson is a National Treasure. He’s able produce gold. You rike it makes an appearance in the first 10 minutes.
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- Wyatt Knutson
- 03-03-21
Masterpiece
What an ABSOLUTE gem of a story. loved every second of it. especially Dan as a parrot.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-25-21
Keep them coming!
This was as ridiculous as I expected can't wait to listen to the next one.
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- neil stiles
- 08-05-21
literary masterpiece
masterful display of wtf manliness, humor, and story telling should be. glad to see the world isn't completely filled with testicleless cucks. Saint James , travel to the future, you are needed!!!
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- rocky wood jr
- 02-03-21
I better see that parrot again!
I am more upset that Amazon botched the release of this thing again, but the audio book took way to long to get here. Great story. My wives and children love it.
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- RLiving7
- 08-06-21
Epic
Another Epic St. James book like a flaccid politician wishes they could write . Amazon sucks for holding the release
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- Jeff green
- 02-06-22
I'm in all the way ,not from the back
anything Ross Patterson has his grubby little hands on you can Count Me In the last two books we're amazing loved it every minute of it deep in my mind hole
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- zac parks
- 09-06-22
Absolute banger of a book
ST. JAMES ST. JAMES IS BACK BABAAYYYYYYYYY. Another homerun, it’s almost like it’s 1994 and Ted Whitfield is out here hitting dingers. It got me that excited, some would say HARD AF, pun intended. You’re welcome for that.
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- nick reis
- 09-09-22
Hilarious
Great writing! Funny, and my brethren grew from just listening! Thanks Ross!! A Great series!
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