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Train.
Car.
Plane.
Boat.
Feet.
He'll get there.
Won't he?
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- AHI
- 10-02-11
Terrific story, great performance
My son and I loved it - laughing out loud together. The writing has so much enjoyment of the language in it. Lovely to hear. The performance is excellent - great voice, very believable. Kudos and Thanks!
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