
Appalachian Galapagos
A Scary Rednecks Collection
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Arnie Mazer
About this listen
Appalachian Galapagos follows the smash success of Scary Rednecks and Other Inbred Horrors with authors Weston Ochse and David Whitman returning us to the world of rednecks, human-skin beer cozies, urban legends come to life, southern mythology, drunkards flying in lawn chairs, contemplations on the nature of god, and the monsters within us all. Galapagos cements its ownership of the genre opening with a grand opus of a novella co-written by both authors, featuring backwoods churches, boat rides, and bigfoots. Fourteen additional stories provide us glorious glances into a world of bug zappers, cheetos, and beer-fueled madness. Grand Master of Horror Edward Lee points out in his introduction that "this very successful collection is unlike anything that is being done today' and 'is perhaps the most successful collection of the year."
Contents:
- IntroductionPreface: Excerpt from a Speech given by Professor Elvis G. Giddy on Survival of the Fittest - Edward Lee
- Origin of a Species or Up Shit's Creek With a Case of Beer and No F--king Paddles - Weston Ochse and David Whitman
- Pitfighter Serenade - Weston Ochse
- With Quiet Violence (Originally published in The Edge, 2000) - David Whitman
- The Winnowing - Weston Ochse
- Killin' Lenny - David Whitman
- The Smell of Leaves Burning in Winter - Weston Ochse
- Beautiful Ugly (Originally published in Electric Wine, 2000) - David Whitman
- The Rememory Man - Weston Ochse
- Who Watches the Watcher (Originally published in Sinister Element, 1998) - David Whitman
- The Qualities of Mercy (Originally published in Primordial Magazine, 1999) - Weston Ochse
- Degeneration - David Whitman
- Eli's Coming - Weston Ochse
- We've Only Just Begun - David Whitman
- Summer Planting (Originally published in Sinister Element 1998) - Weston Ochse
- Flying Through Heavens With Beer In Hand - David Whitman
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- 10-09-21
Appalachian Galopagos
At First I had no Idea what l was listening to l thought it was another Zombie Book my Alexa Plays Random Books from my Library When l Finish an Audio Book. Im Glad That l had this Book In my tbd list. It's a good * Read * definitely worth it.
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