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Kant You Not
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Derrida's Deconstruction
- Tearing Texts Apart Because He Had Nothing Better to Do (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 2)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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Ever wanted to sound unbearably pretentious at dinner parties? Wondered how one French philosopher managed to make an entire career out of writing sentences no human being could understand?
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Derrida's Deconstruction
- Tearing Texts Apart Because He Had Nothing Better to Do (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 04-16-25
- Language: English
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Kant You Not
- A Categorical Imperative to Stay Awake (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 4)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
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Ever tried reading Kant and felt your brain melt into a puddle of transcendental confusion? You're not alone! "Kant You Not" is the hilarious antidote to philosophical pretension that explains Immanuel Kant's revolutionary ideas without inducing narcolepsy.
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Kant You Not
- A Categorical Imperative to Stay Awake (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 4)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 4
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Release date: 04-18-25
- Language: English
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God or Nature, Whatever
- Spinoza's Guide to Getting Excommunicated from Every Religion Simultaneously
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
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God or Nature, Whatever is what happens when a philosophy grad student decides to explain Baruch Spinoza—the 17th-century lens grinder who got canceled by every major religion—using sarcasm, swearing, and a deeply unhealthy relationship with Euclidean geometry.
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God or Nature, Whatever
- Spinoza's Guide to Getting Excommunicated from Every Religion Simultaneously
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 9
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
- Release date: 04-21-25
- Language: English
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Thus Spoke My Therapist
- Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 8)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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Thus Spoke My Therapist: Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown is your one-way ticket to understanding one of history’s most misunderstood philosophers—without needing a doctorate or a prescription for existential dread.
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Thus Spoke My Therapist
- Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 8)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 8
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 04-21-25
- Language: English
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Sartre's No Exit
- Other People Are Hell (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 6)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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Ever found yourself staring into the void and wished it would at least tell a good joke? Wonder how a chain-smoking French philosopher with unflattering glasses became an intellectual sex symbol? Want to understand existentialism without developing an addiction to black turtlenecks and cigarettes?
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Sartre's No Exit
- Other People Are Hell (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 6)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 6
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Release date: 04-18-25
- Language: English
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Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 7
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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Being Really Confused is the hilariously brutal, no-holds-barred, sarcasm-soaked guide to Martin Heidegger’s philosophical fever dream.
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Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 7
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 7
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Release date: 04-18-25
- Language: English
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Foucault’s Power: Knowledge Is Power, Obscurity Is Apparently Also Power
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 3
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
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Foucault's Power is the antidote to pretentious philosophical obscurity you've been waiting for. This irreverent guide takes you on a sarcasm-soaked journey through Michel Foucault's most influential ideas....
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Foucault’s Power: Knowledge Is Power, Obscurity Is Apparently Also Power
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 3
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 04-17-25
- Language: English
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Hegel's Dialectic
- Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807 (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 1)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Are you tired of pretending to understand Hegel? Do you feel personally attacked by German idealism? Have you ever wondered if “sublation” is just a fancy word for “I have no idea what I’m saying”? Congratulations. You’ve found your people.
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Hegel's Dialectic
- Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807 (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 04-15-25
- Language: English
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Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 5
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Ever wondered why a rich Athenian who died 2,400 years ago still dominates Western thought? Or why your professor keeps talking about invisible triangles and prisoners staring at shadows? "Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show" is the hilarious guide to Plato you never knew you needed.
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Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 5
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 5
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 04-16-25
- Language: English
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